Stupidest Metal Song EVER!

OTHER BANDS PLAY,MANOWAR KILLS!! nah i love manowar hahaha....their best is this though...


"stripes on a tiger dont wash away,manowar's made of steel not clay!!"" fucking ridiculous!
 
Arg_Hamster said:
Ok, you want me to diss a metal song.

"Wildest dreams" by Maiden is truly a piece of shite.

Or anything by Man-O-war.

The Sound of Silence remake by Nevermore...that sond is so bad it actually nearly ruins the rest of a decent album.
 
schenkadere said:
The Sound of Silence remake by Nevermore...that sond is so bad it actually nearly ruins the rest of a decent album.

Song, not sond...damn Macs...can't use edit! Oh, wait...got another...Lochness from Priest's last release is just plain stupid.
 
Biohazard are fun to watch but they have a couple of macho-anthems with hardcore cheesy lyrics. I like what Andy Cairns from Therapy? said about them once: "To much of this and I feel like I want to buy me an Action Man and play".
 
Thrillho said:
man you guys really don't like helloween!

Don't like high pitched vocals? And you listen to old Anthrax? Oh well.... I'll always love you, Helloween!

There is good taste, like Anthrax, and Priest and Maiden (both of them in small doses), then there is high pitched make-your-dog-shit-the-floor vocals. As much as I do like Anthrax, even some of the "WaAaAaAaAaAAA!!" gets old, annoying. Check a ero-band called Primal Fear, he gives King Diamond and Rob Halford a run for their money! But in leu of it all, I supposed high ptiched screams are like blast beats (260 BPM!?) it takes a certain type of person. Some could argue that death metal as a genre is most annoying...
 
that "green jelly" song has to rate up there but i have to agree over halloween, their tiny denim shorts must have put to much pressure on their brains i think!?!?
 
I can't believe nobody has said anything about Grim Reaper.
See you in Hell
Rock you to Hell
DOA...
I could go on and on.
As a young'un I liked the guys. I found See you in Hell in a bargain bin and picked it up a couple of years back. Dear God what was I thinking.
It was good for a laugh though.
 
Accept:
Balls To The Wall

Too many slaves in this world die by torture and pain.
Too many people do not see. They`re killing themselves, going insane.
Too many people do not know bondage is over the human race.
They believe slaves always lose, and this fear keeps them down.

Watch the damned. (god bless ya!)
They`re gonna break their chains. (hey!)
You can`t stop them. (god bless ya!)
They`re coming to get you, and then you`ll get your Balls to the Wall.

You may screw their brains. You may sacrifice them too.
You may mortify their flesh. You may rape them all.
One day the tortured stand up and revolt against the evil.
They make you drink your blood and tear yourself to peaces.

Watch the damned...

Come on, man, let`s stand up all over the world.
Let`s plug a bomb in everyone`s arse.
If they don`t keep us alive, we`re gonna fight for the right.
Build a wall with the bodies of the dead and your saved.
Make the world scared. Come on, show me the sign of victory
 
Thrillho said:
man you guys really don't like helloween!

Don't like high pitched vocals? And you listen to old Anthrax? Oh well.... I'll always love you, Helloween!


Let me clear it up - I LOVE HELLOWEEN. Keeper 1 & 2 and Live in the UK are just magic! But after Kai left Pink Bubbles go Ape is just wrong!

Kiste was the best singer after Dickenson in their prime days.
 
aliasp said:
Let me clear it up - I LOVE HELLOWEEN. Keeper 1 & 2 and Live in the UK are just magic! But after Kai left Pink Bubbles go Ape is just wrong!

Kiste was the best singer after Dickenson in their prime days.

I also have those 3. The first 'Keeper..' is really good.
 
aliasp said:
Let me clear it up - I LOVE HELLOWEEN. Keeper 1 & 2 and Live in the UK are just magic! But after Kai left Pink Bubbles go Ape is just wrong!

Kiste was the best singer after Dickenson in their prime days.

Helloween is great!! I got the japaneese versions w/obi of Keeper 1, 2 and Time Of The Oath, Very fuckin cool.:headbang: