Stupidest Metal Song EVER!

dailyvault said:
As much as I love them, Iron Maiden have two for me that qualify. (Three if you include "Quest For Fire" - gotta agree with y'all on that one):

"Public Enema Number One" and "Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter". No wonder that CD collected so much dust sitting on my shelf.
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those maiden songs may sound chessy...but you cannot compare them to songs from britney fox,sweet f.a.,poison, all those bands that write about doing chicks
in the back seat of a car or their chessy,cheesy pick up lines that they sing in a song....those songs and bands makes me cringe whenever i hear them:bah: :bah: :mad: :mad: :yell: :yell:
 
DeathsHead said:
Anything by Lawnmower Deth--remember them?
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They did that cover of Kids in America!!! with that really bad video ... I remember the intro showing some guy on one of those sit down lawnmowers... really really bad.

But so bad - its good.

Manowar - KINGS OF METAL ... ho hum!
 
Speaking of Manowar, i have a story for you. You may or may not have heard something simular. George a record shop owner hated this particular kid who came into his shop now and then. George has even told him not to go there anymore. This one particular day i was looking through stuff and i hear this "what do you want you little c nt" and then a reply (w/ a calm dickhead attitude) "well George, Im actually looking for a pair of Manowar jocks". I just had to laugh. you had to be there.
 
spitzs lazy eye said:
Speaking of Manowar, i have a story for you. You may or may not have heard something simular. George a record shop owner hated this particular kid who came into his shop now and then. George has even told him not to go there anymore. This one particular day i was looking through stuff and i hear this "what do you want you little c nt" and then a reply (w/ a calm dickhead attitude) "well George, Im actually looking for a pair of Manowar jocks". I just had to laugh. you had to be there.
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Hmmm ... you're not from Adelaide huh? Just used to be a George who used to own the best Metal shop in town (Verandah music)... :)

Funny story!

Manowar jocks. A must for any serious metal head.
 
aliasp said:
Hmmm ... you're not from Adelaide huh? Just used to be a George who used to own the best Metal shop in town (Verandah music)... :)

Funny story!

Manowar jocks. A must for any serious metal head.
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Yes, I am from Adelaide for the 3rd? time. Lol. Thats the George im talking about.
 
spitzs lazy eye said:
Yes, I am from Adelaide for the 3rd? time. Lol. Thats the George im talking about.
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;) hehehe. I remember when his store was in John Martins arcade and we used to go in there after school and look at LPs!
 
aliasp said:
;) hehehe. I remember when his store was in John Martins arcade and we used to go in there after school and look at LPs!
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Yeah, thats when the shop was at its peak.
 
well at least 2 peopl here like Helloween.

Come on, "I want out" is one of the best songs to sing a long to ever!

Let's see though, most annoying metal song - it really is hard for me to pick just one. I never really listen to bands I didn't like - where as, I am very shocked to see that a lot of you guys hate a lot of these songs, yet, you know all the lyrics.....hhhhmmmm :)
 
Some more cheesy songs by good metal bands...

Black Sabbath- Johhny Blade:yuk:

Judas Priest- Lochness. :ill: :ill: :ill:

UFO- anything off of Misdeameanor or Ain't Misbehavin.........:yuk: :ill: :yuk: :ill:
 
Thrillho said:
well at least 2 peopl here like Helloween.

Come on, "I want out" is one of the best songs to sing a long to ever!

Let's see though, most annoying metal song - it really is hard for me to pick just one. I never really listen to bands I didn't like - where as, I am very shocked to see that a lot of you guys hate a lot of these songs, yet, you know all the lyrics.....hhhhmmmm :)
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I like Helloween--upto the pink bubbles record after that pure crap except for their cover of hellion
 
schenkadere said:
Night of the Unborn-Mercyful Fate...unbelieveably bad...the King is rare form on this one...sounds like he's giving birth and vomiting at the same time.
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This one rules!
Hey I've got an idea. The most retarded song ever - AMERICA by RAMMSTEIN.
 
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