Super-powers.

[Lies and Perfidy]

Immortality sucks...all your friends & family would die. I'd go fucking insane after the third generation or so.

 

[unknown]

I'd like to be able to read peoples' minds, have the ability to make them be quiet when they're talking talking nonsense, and the ability to turn invincible.

Oh...and to play like Michael Romeo

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

i was thinking about the time stop thing, but how would you work it? Everything stops everywhere apart from you, or just a little section?

You could have great fun abusing that.

That and an ablity to make holograms of yourself or somesuch so there can be AN ARMY OF ME and basically boost my ego to lofty peaks.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Only lofty peaks? I thought it was past there already...

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

But how great would you feel, at a gig with only You(several hundred of you) All singing and dancing about. And think what the band would look like.

And YOU are almost guaranteed to get on stage, and backstage by default......

 

[unknown]

Sounds like that movie Multiplicity with Michael Keaton

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

To be able to slap someone REALLY hard, backhanded, when they deserve it, with absolutley no retaliation, but they apologise for being such a fool.

 

[Captain Beard]

An immortal necromancer with telekinetic abilities, a sword made from a soul so black it draws the light from a room and eminates darkness as if it WERE light, and a guitar that shatters the carcasses of angels when played. Oh, a trenchcoat and a Harley, too.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

The power to make ordinary people suddenly look like this :

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The ability to throw off my clothes like the guy in Bruce Almighty...

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Not much use without a girlfriend. unless your a flasher......PERVERT!
Kidding man

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

damn, good point

 

[PlatypusJesus]

How about the ability to give a woman an orgasm just by touching her? It would come in handy, and I could have fun with it too. I could just walk the streets, tapping the shoulder of every woman I passed.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

It would make my massages even better. I give great massages.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't touch men, though, Junkenstein. That might be a disturbing comedy scene.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

As a rule I dont anyway.

a pit would be a lot more interesting though.


And messier.

 

[Captain Beard]

Time doesn't affect immortals, if you recall, so good luck stopping those who declared they would be.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

It wouldn't work without a lot of really good/bad actors. But it would be one of the funniest things you could see.

Hemi-Good rule of thumb, no one stalks a drunken hippy highlander. Not even the internet has sunk that low!

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

I'd want the ability to travel anywhere with my mind and like 'be there'. Like I could lie in bed but in my mind I could go over to one of my friends places and see what they do when they're by themselves. I reckon that'd be the ultimate power. Think of how much shit you could fuck up.

 

[lizard]