Super-powers.

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[Chuut-Riit]

Immortality
The ability to cum for ten minutes straight

And pyrus' Skill to change Music from a PA by just clapping hands - YEEHAW

And yes, I would not use my powers just for stupid redarted fun but also to fulfill - me, the Kwisatz Haderach, for all of you who read Dune :hotjump:

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'd have the ability to drop cows on people from hundreds of feet up at will. MUHAHAHAHAHA *Drops a cow on you*