Swear words in your language:

[GhostOfBodom]

Everyone knows the English swear words so I won't bother repeating them but I do know some Polish.

(I'm not sure about the spelling of them so I'm sorry if I offend anyone).

Courva - General swear word but depends on context. Usually Bitch or shit.
Mash gouvna na cortassa - "You have shit on your dick"
Pshah consuvo - "Dogs cock"
S che velesach chi chipechka - "I want to lick your pussy"
Speardally - Fuck off"
Vepierdally - Like Spear dally but not as harsh. More like "Piss off"
Jifka - "Prostitute". Or something like that. Either way this is probably the most offensive thing you can say to a polish person.

I can't remember anymore but i will post when I do

 

[Σοφία]

^ can i say those to my polish friends?

 

[GhostOfBodom]

You can do with them what you like.

Although I'm not sure if they are completely correct because I'm not actually Polish and I just picked them up from working with Polish people so I apologise if they are wrong.

 

[BodomTerrorOverGermany]

fotze = cunt
hure = whore
arschloch = asshole

You forgot the funny ones like Schafseggl.

And there are cool words like Backfotze, G'nackfotze and Fotzenhobel, which don't have to do anything with the word fotze.

That's the great thing about Germany, with all these different dialects you got loads of curse words

 

[Corny]

Very cool, German:


Gesichtsbaracke (s.o. with an ugly face)
Schuchtel (Fag)
Hurensohn (son of a bitch)
Schwanzlutscher (cocksucker)
Dieter Bohlen (can't be translated)
Bratze (very ugly girl)
Mongo (same as in English)
Penner (bum)

and a new one:
MUSCHETTE (a mix of pussy and rosette)

 

[Darkest Maiden]

wait, so there is a polite way to call someone a prostitute?

Well, there's the social term for it which would be "prostituta".

 

[BodomTerrorOverGermany]

Translation:

Backfotze: if you get a slap in the face
G'nackfotze: Fat people got that, when they lean their head back andsome kind of roll appears
Fotzenhobel: another word for a mouth organ

But I wouldn't use these words when talking to German people, they either don't understand it or will give you a Backfotze!

If you call someone Dörte (which actually is a girl's name) that's pretty evil cause it's a mix of Döner(kebap) and Torte(cake).

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

VITTU!



But you knew that already.

 

[Söy]

trottel is probably my favorite german "bad word" haha

i called my friend that and she didnt speak to me for a week

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Translation:

Backfotze: if you get a slap in the fac

But I wouldn't use these words when talking to German people, they either don't understand it or will give you a Backfotze!

If you call someone Dörte (which actually is a girl's name) that's pretty evil cause it's a mix of Döner(kebap) and Torte(cake).

So Backfotze = Bitchslap and if you call your daughter Dorte it means she will turn into a Beefcake?

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

trottel is probably my favorite german "bad word" haha

i called my friend that and she didnt speak to me for a week

What's it mean?

 

[innuenDO]

What's it mean?

Its not that bad, it's jsut a person who forgets everythin is has no plan how to somethin....

There're better german words like eg:
Schwuchtel and Tunte - best explanation (note hes a boy)
Arschlecken - lick arse
wichser - wanker

or just Scheiß(e) which means shit. u can use it before/after every word^^.

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

That's not that bad. :\

Here's some that I think I got off Sohvi a while back, some are fromher, others are from Finns I know [oh yeah, these are Finnish]:

Sinä olet paskapää = you're a shithead.
Inva = retard/a retarded person [though according to my Suomi dictionary, it's spelt wrong or something...]
Juokse junan alle = go and run under a train

Turpa kiini = an impolite way of saying shut your mouth, as the Finns don't have an exact equivilant of "shut up!".

Haista vittu = fuck you
Vitun idiootti = fucking idiot

Painu ny vittuu süt = fuck off
Perkele = [still not sure on this, I've heard a few meanings...] devil, damn you, for fucks sake.

 

[V. Bornebusch]

Perkele = [still not sure on this, I've heard a few meanings...] devil, damn you, for fucks sake.

there's no way you can explain that briefly, too complicated

omg australia <3 luv it!!

 

[BodomTerrorOverGermany]

So Backfotze = Bitchslap and if you call your daughter Dorte it means she will turn into a Beefcake?

The Dörte thing is just a bad nickname for someone, but I laughed my ass off when someone explained it to me.

 

[stormy]

I didn't say that it did. Fuck=sex in USA.

Ya thats true but it dosn't ALWAYS mean sex. i call people fucks not meanin to caLL Them sex Know what i mean?

swearwords i hear most common are:

Whore, cunt ( whice i say often and don't even find all too offending thats Just me thoue)

Bitch, motherfucker, motherfuckingwhore

Uhm asshole and fucker

that is all that i can think of for the moment.

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

there's no way you can explain that briefly, too complicated

omg australia <3 luv it!!

Feel like giving it a shot anyway?

Also [please correct me if any of these are wrong!]:

Paska = shit/crap
Mulkku = dickhead, dick or penis
Pillu = pussy
Runkkari = wanker
Jumalauta = goddamit
Vittujen kev&#228;t ja kyrpien takatalvi! = Oh fucking shit!

 

[guardian_of_fate]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_profanity
"These words can be used in quite some contexts and generate a rather large range of new words based on them through the use of prefixes and suffixes. The first volume of the "Large Mat Dictionary" (&#1073;&#1086;&#1083;&#1100;&#1096;&#1086;&#1081; &#1089;&#1083;&#1086;&#1074;&#1072;&#1088;&#1100; &#1084;&#1072;&#1090;&#1072 treats only expressions with the word khuy, numbering over 500 entries."

 

[BodomTerrorOverGermany]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_profanity
"These words can be used in quite some contexts and generate a rather large range of new words based on them through the use of prefixes and suffixes. The first volume of the "Large Mat Dictionary" (&#1073;&#1086;&#1083;&#1100;&#1096;&#1086;&#1081; &#1089;&#1083;&#1086;&#1074;&#1072;&#1088;&#1100; &#1084;&#1072;&#1090;&#1072 treats only expressions with the word khuy, numbering over 500 entries."

that's crazy

 

[V. Bornebusch]

Feel like giving it a shot anyway?

nah, too lazy

Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi! = Oh fucking shit!

"the spring of cunts and the summer frost of dicks", what a classic!!