Ten Rules Of Anal Sex

[bodomite]

yeah bitch now bend over and take it like a japanese school girl!

 

[Turbo]

 

[Silver Incubus]

yeah bitch now bend over and take it like a japanese school girl!

I find it funny that the Japanese word for 'no' sounds like english word 'yeah'

 

[barrett_]

sex and arseholes must be kept worlds apart, period.

I fully agree with you on that

 

[perfecterror]

very informative...
"A person can learn about the shape of his or her rectum by gently inserting a soft object, trying different angles and body positions and concentrating on how it feels. Make sure the object has a flared base so that if you loose your grip, it won't slip into the rectum and become irretrievable."

 

[WithoutJudgementJeremy]

sex and arseholes must be kept worlds apart, period.

Its funny though because an asshole is like an inch away from a pussy

 

[Leandro]

Its funny though because an asshole is like an inch away from a pussy

Pulease, you know what I mean
I'm not gonna stick my dick in a hole that's used for dumping shit, thank you

 

[-Gavin-]

I'm not gonna stick my dick in a hole that's used for dumping shit, thank you

Just the one that blood, urine and babies comes out of then?

 

[Leandro]

Just the one that blood, urine and babies comes out of then?

blood is fucking gr1m, wtf are you talking about

 

[Wings of a dream]

Its funny though because an asshole is like an inch away from a pussy

and it sucks! Sometimes when you're doing "doggy-style" you might actually put it in the wrong hole.

This happened to me, and of course it didn't fit at all, so I realized I was aiming at the wrong hole. This is also why you shouldn't have sex with the lights out!

 

[The Soulforged]

asses can get roids, those are bloody

 

[derek]

Stop being so uptight.

If a chick wants it in the ass, you'd all happily oblige. SO stfu.

 

[The Soulforged]

Stop being so uptight.

If a chick wants it in the ass, you'd all happily oblige. SO stfu.

+1

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

blood is fucking gr1m, wtf are you talking about

i mean blood is obviously gr1m, its on every tr00 album cover... im sure piss can be gr1m... i mean, mayhem or some of them probably say something about pissing on a church... never really checked and babies are gr1m... if they're dead...

shit isnt too gr1m, that i can think of...

 

[Leandro]

you'd all happily oblige

Not without the rubber friend though

 

[Leandro]

i mean blood is obviously gr1m, its on every tr00 album cover... im sure piss can be gr1m... i mean, mayhem or some of them probably say something about pissing on a church... never really checked and babies are gr1m... if they're dead...

shit isnt too gr1m, that i can think of...

babies are used for sacrifices

 

[The Soulforged]

mayhem pissed on churches when they were kids, now they upgraded to torches and bombs.

i remember hearing something about grishnack finding a poopied dildo in euronymous' draws

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

babies are used for sacrifices

i knew there was something!

 

[Silver Incubus]

Just the one that blood, urine and babies comes out of then?

Hate to point this out, but Urine comes from the urethra, not the vagina.

So if a girl wants to be fucked in the ass you can't put on a condom and use lots of lube?

Pr0n stars enima, so I'd assume that'd be a good idea as well.

now, if you looking to get a nasty infection or aids don't use a condomuke:

 

[Silver Incubus]

mayhem pissed on churches when they were kids, now they upgraded to torches and bombs.

i remember hearing something about grishnack finding a poopied dildo in euronymous' draws

I've went out of my way to piss on a church many times.