Ten Rules Of Anal Sex

[Silver Incubus]

The ass is an exit not an entrance!

Didn't you make this thread

 

[Gallowmere]

Yes lol, but only because i thought the 10 rules of anal sex were funny
i dont want to give or recieve bum love lol
although you could question how i came across it

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

If you have ever been unfortunate enough to witness the female act of urination, you'll notice the aim of the urethra is more dribble-esque than streamed, so the whole area ends up kinds wet, ergo - all the wiping they do, post piss.

Just for the record, men don't even wipe their dicks after pissing. Maybe a shake or two if you are lucky...

 

[Draznog]

i do i got special kleenex wipes that get rid of bacteria so adleast my penis does not smell of urine.

 

[Noble Viking]

Just for the record, men don't even wipe their dicks after pissing. Maybe a shake or two if you are lucky...

Feminist!

 

[spirit crusher]

i do i got special kleenex wipes that get rid of bacteria so adleast my penis does not smell of urine.

nobody cares about you.

 

[-Rivfader-]

I had a bad case of roids when i strained myself carrying a dresser up some steps. Most annoying week of my life. That prep h shit smells like month old dead fish.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

i cant believe there are provocations for analsex though.

 

[MegustaMucho]

hemoroids

 

[Raistlin Majere]

ouch

 

[Silver Incubus]

i cant believe there are provocations for analsex though.

Well it must feel good otherwise people wouldn't do it.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

stick a cucumber to your ass and think agen

 

[Leandro]

What makes you think he didn't?

 

[MegustaMucho]

ouch

 

[Raistlin Majere]

cus i was thinking he stuck up a garden hose instead

 

[Leandro]

And what stops him from sticking both?

 

[Raistlin Majere]

um ok im pwned

 

[Raistlin Majere]

once though there was this midget in my class, a guy, told a friend of his that he sticked the garden hose into his ass and he was assuming that it was a great experience and he all shivered inside

 

[Silver Incubus]

stick a cucumber to your ass and think agen

hey i don't want to get anal sex, but some girls love it. So that would be proof enough for me to say they like it, otherwise why do they do it?

 

[Raistlin Majere]

ive heard that it made people poo unwillingnessly