Terrible Album Art

[Krow]

No way that Devourment album belongs in this thread. Properly jarring.

 

[CiG]

[Every Dimmu Borgir album from Enthrone Darkness Triumphant and onwards.]

 

[Phylactery]

No way that Devourment album belongs in this thread. Properly jarring.

So is the Thor's Hammer, while simultaneously managing to be far more offensive and shocking. Does that not belong here?

Also, I just tried to listen to that Devourment album, and yeah I just don't get this genre. It doesn't sound particularly heavy or brutal to me. I'll keep trying, though. I'm listening to Wormed - Planisphaerium now.

 

[Slayed Necros]

 

[Krow]

To be honest that Thorr's Hammer album is just goofy and racist. Not exactly the make your family question your sanity moment that Devourment album brings. Annnnd as for you not liking it, same old song and dance. If you dont like it, im 99.5% positive theres no point to argue about it.

 

[Krow]

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

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Now that's a truly ridiculous album cover. The idea that theropod dinosaurs walk around with that upright kangaroo stance has been discredited for a while now. "But that's not a dinosaur, that's a dragon!", you might say. But since that "dragon" is clearly just a dinosaur with dragon features tacked on, the point remains.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

It's one of the best and the worst.

I wish I could find that one shitty black metal band that has the ugly ass topless chick on the cover

 

[Phylactery]

I've never actually listened to that album, is it good? I'm a fan of their debut.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Who could forget this classic?

 

[no country for old wainds]

that one is legendary garbage. i unironically like most of the others on this page.

 

[SentinelSlain]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I love that Predator artwork.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

This one may be racially offensive
Don't open the spoiler if you have a problem with that.

Spoiler

 

[EspaDa]

I also like that Thin Lizzy cover, maybe it's not an artistic genius but a good looking artwork.

 

[Vilden]

Maybe not the worst, but those are sure not pretty:

 

[Slayed Necros]

I've never actually listened to that album, is it good? I'm a fan of their debut.

Well worth checking out if you like Hymn to Abramelin. Hail inept 80s death/thrash.

 

[Slayed Necros]

Who could forget this classic?

He gets her in the end.

 

[Slayed Necros]