Terrible films you have seen...

[Goreripper]

Inspired by a subject in spawn's journal, what are some of the worst films you have ever seen, and why? My personal nominations are "Addams Family Reunion", just because, and "Super Mario Bros.", because it's an abortion of a film that I can barely mention without my bile rising. It's the Six Feet Under "Graveyard Classics 2" of movies.

 

[royboy]

White Noise, It was total bullshit and the end was stupid. The whole movie is pointless

 

[Goreripper]

*glug*

 

[Spiff]

I really hated Legends of the Fall. I don't know why, I just found it to be very stupid. I haven't watched it since I saw it at the movies. I thought A Beautiful Mind was quite funny, especially Russell Crowe's Foghorn Leghorn accent, but the movie was otherwise very dull. Troy was a rubbish flick too. So much promise.

I tend not to watch movies which are quite obviously going to be bad like Spawny does, though. Except for Plan 9 From Outer Space, which is a masterpiece.

 

[Goreripper]

Yes but Plan 9 from Outer Space is meant to be bad. Plus, it's so bad, it's good, like Attack of the Killer Tomatos or a John Waters movie.

 

[KoichCPA]

Anything with Carrot Top.

 

[Wenda]

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

 

[Goreripper]

Oh yeah. I haven't seen that. But I'm glad.

 

[Spiff]

Yes but Plan 9 from Outer Space is meant to be bad. Plus, it's so bad, it's good, like Attack of the Killer Tomatos or a John Waters movie.

Plan 9 wasn't meant to be bad in the sense that Edward D. Wood Jr decided to make a really bad movie, but yes, it's celebrated for its awfulness today.

 

[Goreripper]

Well no, but I was more specifically referring to films with stars and normal Hollywood style production. Not Ed Wood-type shoestring things.

 

[KoichCPA]

Titanic.

Its only redeeming feature is the guy hitting the propeller.

 

[Spiff]

I saw Titanic four times, but I haven't watched it on video yet because I'm afraid it won't be as good as I remember it.

Propeller Guy probably gave it an extra $200 million at the box office.

 

[Cyclonus]

Secret Window.

Hell, anything with Depp.

 

[Spiff]

Hmmph.

 

[Goreripper]

I don't know what to say to that, because Johnny Depp's been in some awesome films.

 

[Bucko]

Mars Attacks

 

[KoichCPA]

Cale is just a homosexual.

he hates Depp because Depp is so fucking sexy.

 

[Goreripper]

'Secret Window' wasn't great, especially when you could see the twist coming even before the film started, but it wasn't awful.

 

[Bucko]

Agree Secret window was that bad but i was a little to transparent

 

[Bucko]

Fuk I am typing badly 2 night.