Testament almost became Dog Faced Gods?

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With as much jerking off as you guys do............then you both are blind, & ignorant! ........I'll stop wasting my time...........The only point Mattias has made, is whats in his hand. Or maybe Pyrus gets Mattias's point, up his ass..............
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this one. BHAHAhahahahahahaa
 
Pyrus said:
Dude, the idea of masturbation making you blind disappeared in the 1910's. .
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Did ya hear that DE? The 1910's .....or was it the early 1900's:err:...hmmmm..you better check your history before you start stating these scientific facts...they may be outdated....





Some people are soooo literal...
 
LIZ METAL said:
If I'm not mistaken, I think in the Signs of Chaos booklet, it stated that Testament briefly broke up. During that time they suggested continuing under the name Dog Faced Gods.

Correct me if I'm wrong :)
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That could very well be so. I definately read it in the booklet for "The Very Best Of..." CD, *double checks just to make sure*...Yeah, it's in there:)

Does this mean I can still use Dog Faced Gods for my band?
:headbang: Just kidding...maybe:devil:
 
The Haunting said:
That could very well be so. I definately read it in the booklet for "The Very Best Of..." CD, *double checks just to make sure*...Yeah, it's in there:)

Does this mean I can still use Dog Faced Gods for my band?
:headbang: Just kidding...maybe:devil:
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Actually I've seen some other band (with short hair) called that several times while flipping through used CDs. But fuck them, you do what you want to do. Take shit from no one.
 
Deadly Embrace said:
Pyrus, you were 10 years old, when this(DFG) happened, and Mattias acts like he's 10. So you guys got alot in common. But you can agree with his statements & look stupid......if you want... you never did deny, that Mattias's point was'nt up your ass.............. :) JK..............JK.....now continue your masturbation research, eventually you'll learn how to give eachother BJ's.....thats your next logical progression......JK>>>>>>>> :yuk:
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Here they are assuming the position:

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Ooh, great. I show up at this board, try to join the community, and as soon as I join in on the joke (if you can't tell Mattias is joking, you're not intelligent enough to be called human), people start accusing me of having an affair with someone I've never met. Puns are generally considered to be the lowest form of humor, but I think "You're gay" jokes are even lamer. Christ, at least the Nevermore board's flaming was FUNNY...you guys are just being lame.

I'm not here to get mocked and insulted. I'm here because I like Testament, and I'd enjoy discussing things intelligently with other Testament fans. If you guys would rather be immature and post gay porn because you think it elevates you to some greater status to accuse other people of being homosexual, then so be it.
 
Pyrus said:
(if you can't tell Mattias is joking, you're not intelligent enough to be called human)
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Oh don't be so hard on them. Fanboys are very sensitive people, it's a common fact that I've grown to accept. Just like if you'd go to some Christina Aguilera board and posted a pic of her with the caption "Christina Billy", they'd get furious too, even though it's nothing.

I just didn't realize Testament HAD fanboys until now.
 
Deadly Embrace said:
Lie down with dogs and your gonna get fleas, he's your buddy, & you think he's funny, so whats wrong with with some fun about you guys? I think thats even funnier. I don't think he's to popular here after his comments on Chuck's hair(Thread:New Testament Picture is so fucking metal), and his wise ass wrong statements on this thread. But you like his humor, & sided with him. Maybe you also thinks it's funny to make fun of Chuck's hair? Is that a joke to you? I think it borders on being hurtful, if your a true Testament fan, you'd stick up for Chuck, not some wise ass clown, who dumped you.............You guys can dish it out........and you guys take it............... :yuk:
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Originally Posted By Pyrus:....."I'm not here to get mocked and insulted. I'm here because I like Testament, and I'd enjoy discussing things intelligently with other Testament fans. If you guys would rather be immature..."
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Your not here to get mocked & insulted, but you'll stick up for some guy doing the same to Chuck & me? Thats contradictory.
And you'd enjoy discussing things intelligently with other Testament fans, Mattias is really discussing things intelligently, oh & maturely(maybe on your scale),........I was answering an intelligent question, for some real Testament fans, or did you forget that part. Please stop your whinning, if your gonna joke around then learn how to take it. Especially when you side with
someone thats doing the same thing, your condemming some of us for. Think about it, next time...... :devil:
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:lol:
 
Mattias of the Night said:
Oh don't be so hard on them. Fanboys are very sensitive people, it's a common fact that I've grown to accept. Just like if you'd go to some Christina Aguilera board and posted a pic of her with the caption "Christina Billy", they'd get furious too, even though it's nothing.

I just didn't realize Testament HAD fanboys until now.
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Mattias with 767 posts, I'm glad I never had to read most of them, it would be a waste of time, not that you'd ever post something worth reading. And at least you have one fanboy named Pyrus, more than you deserve, been banned on other boards? I think we all know why, if Pyrus was smart, he'd disassociate himself from you, like everyone else has in the past.
 
Deadly Embrace said:
Mattias with 767 posts, I'm glad I never had to read most of them, it would be a waste of time, not that you'd ever post something worth reading. And at least you have one fanboy named Pyrus, more than you deserve, been banned on other boards? I think we all know why, if Pyrus was smart, he'd disassociate himself from you, like everyone else has in the past.
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Calm down! So much negativity.

You're probably the biggest fanboy I've ever seen, of any band and any genre. Even including Metallica. Never have I had to do so little (only two words in another thread :D) to make someone so angry.
 
Testament Legions said:
The thing is that you're not funny, Don't overrate yourself. I've seen funny posts... yours are just plain stupid.

Don't contribute to this board if it ain't worth spit.
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Do you also get this upset when Jay Leno, for example, tells a particular joke one night that you didn't enjoy? I know I would.
 
Mattias of the Night said:
Calm down! So much negativity.

You're probably the biggest fanboy I've ever seen, of any band and any genre. Even including Metallica. Never have I had to do so little (only two words in another thread :D) to make someone so angry.
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If you knew me, you'd know I'm not angry. And you'd never call me anything face to face. And again your so wrong. But I know your type........................LOSER...........Needs Attention........ :zombie:
 
Yup, that's what they all say. They all say "FUCK U IM NOT ANGRY I KILL U FOREVER!!!!!!!" after having yelled at me for the past 10 posts. I know your fanboy type.
 
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