Thanksgiving

Turkey was about as tender as a Kerlif selfie.

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Can't complain. My fun relatives and I sat at the dinner table looking up pictures of celebrity autopsies (research for next Halloween). These smartphones do come in handy after all. :loco:
 
Can't complain. My fun relatives and I sat at the dinner table looking up pictures of celebrity autopsies (research for next Halloween). These smartphones do come in handy after all. :loco:
:lol:

I took my ma-in-law to the airport this morning, and my wife has been in England for a week. Pa and I split a mystery beer (the label disappeared), but upon further investigation it was some form of Deschutes. It tasted like some sort of bock to me, it was delicious. Ma and I talked about Harry Potter. Triple NFL games. Fuck Pete Carroll.
 
Already semi celebrated on Monday, shout outs to Honeybaked Ham Co. Got 12 hrs of doo doo tonight, but going to grab some bird on the way in to said doo doo. Shove some stuffing and cranberry sauce down my cheese pipe. :heh:

Happy gastro-intestinal expansion day to all.