That settles it: I'm getting FUCKED UP tonight

[MadeInNewJersey]

-> uke:

 

[Ellestin]

do that, I'm with you.

 

[NAD]

That sort of plan is under consideration for myself as well.

 

[Erik]

leverage beer technology

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I believe Zod & JK are formulating drunken plans now

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'll have to try and figure out something after school.

 

[NAD]

If you need any help with leverage, just ask Erik because he seems to be pretty well-versed in said subject.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

erik, help me leverage my lazy friend into getting ajob so he can get beer. He's turning into one of NAD's friends.

 

[NAD]

Dude. RUN. Seriously.

 

[Erik]

i'd say you should leverage some drugs his way

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

he's the one who leverages drugs to me. Him and his friend dave and dave's friend... and then there is kevin's friend matt... yeah.

Drugs are not the answer.

LEVERAGE! GIVE ME A FUCKING BIG ENOUGH LEVER (or the right kind)

edit: He loves slayer yet he is too lazy to get a job long enough to get the $60 for a ticket.

 

[Erik]

you should leverage a can of whoop ass onto him

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Oh it's ON.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, but i'm not his mommy, so it's not my job to make him get a life

 

[Erik]

Oh it's ON.

oh make no fucking mistake, it's ON alright

 

[Erik]

yeah, but i'm not his mommy, so it's not my job to make him get a life

i didn't say anything about making him get a life, i just meant you should kick his ass

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

true. Maybe I'll buy him a slayer ticket with the express intent to whup his fucking ass and hide the corpse in the mosh pit.

 

[Erik]

just push him into the moshpit

whoop-ass by proxy

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, but isn't that like... the little bitch way to go about it? Getting big thugs and punks covered in spikes to do my work for me?

 

[Erik]

i don't know, i just think it's funny when people get hurt