the altered state of consciousness thread

[jakethedog]

Well the rectal wall is really thin, so whatever you shove up there, will cross through and reach into the bloodstream. If it's the type of drug that gets you high, I imagine it would happen very quickly (again I imagine, this isn't something I ever plan on doing.)

 

[Nephilim96]

Yeah, screw that, take it orally.

 

[excusetheblood]

Wait, you can get high off things by inserting them up the ass?!?!

I get high off inserting many things up my ass.

 

[Nephilim96]

Let me guess, you get a euphoric feeling when a big black dick slides up your butt?

 

[excusetheblood]

Let me guess, you get a euphoric feeling when a big black dick slides up your butt?

Nope, I'm racist; I only fuck with white dick.

 

[jakethedog]

Judging by your "title", I guessed that. You know, cause Jesus was white.

I'm really nervous that my new job is going to do a drug test. Everyone I've talked to tells me they don't, but you have to consent to one in order to get the job. And I think I'd be okay at this point, but the worry is always there.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Judging by your "title", I guessed that. You know, cause Jesus was white.

I'm really nervous that my new job is going to do a drug test. Everyone I've talked to tells me they don't, but you have to consent to one in order to get the job. And I think I'd be okay at this point, but the worry is always there.

You got a job? Congats! Which one?

And there's this fluid you can drink that supposedly covers it up. Most tests won't catch it. My dad did it and passed despite he was smoking every day. I think the product had the word "orange" in it, but I can't remember. Just check at a head shop.

 

[jakethedog]

The one at the toy store, I think I told you I was going for it? I haven't "gotten" it yet but my orientation today went well. And they didn't mention anything about the drug test, just a background check (which I would pass, despite several close brushes, luckily I've never been in trouble with the law.)

I also heard drinking a shit ton of water helps, but that sounded too easy. Though my friend claims it worked for her.

 

[Vimana]

Use synthetic urine.

 

[damnromulans]

Wouldn't hurt to do anyway! I have passed drug tests as recently as 6 days after smoking btw.

 

[jakethedog]

I'll just have to make sure I have to take the test, which I doubt I will. Either way I won't be smoking for a long while.

 

[The Butt]

So a medical marijuana plant is taking over where our chocolate factory used to be. I may apply.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm gonna see SHPONGLE tomorrow night. Can't waaaaaaaaaait

 

[jakethedog]

So a medical marijuana plant is taking over where our chocolate factory used to be. I may apply.

I wonder how those interviews would go. "So do you have any experience with our product?"

 

[Baroque]

Not sure if alcohol related posts belong here, but Gentleman Jack on the rocks is fuckin tasty.

 

[Vimana]

I had the best high in a long time a couple days ago. I used a gram to make firecrackers, ate them, then smoked two bowls of kief. I was high for about eight hours, and it kind of happened in waves.

Next time, I'm trying it with 1.5 grams.

 

[NoneShallDefy23]

Aaahhh, I miss getting hammered and abusing drugs.

 

[Vimana]

I'm doing an experiment. I'm smoking bud mixed with sage while drinking tea with sage in it. I feel like I'm high, but it's a different high. It's kind of intense. It's like my senses are magnified. Almost like I'm tripping. But I feel pretty calm.

Edit: Now it's really intense. I'm visualizing a lot of sensations and sounds. I feel like I'm going to pass out, but an inner pressure is keeping me awake.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I bought shrooms from an old coworker a few weeks ago and have been too chicken to take them. Should they be done Inside or outside?

 

[Nephilim96]

I bought shrooms from an old coworker a few weeks ago and have been too chicken to take them. Should they be done Inside or outside?

I definitely say inside. You want to be in a safe/comfortable environment for your first time.

How much did you buy? I'd probably only start with 2 grams or so if I were you.