the altered state of consciousness thread

[JontRevolting]

I was bored on this ship in far North Queensland one time and drank a whole bottle of cough medicine and watched Where The Wild Things Are..an interesting experience to say the least, I was tripping quite a lot but hated the fact that it made me very itchy and could taste the rotten stuff for a couple of days.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

A few of my buddies extracted/made some mescaline and went camping today. Cant wait to hear from them tomorrow.

 

[The Butt]

You don't necessarily hallucinate. It really depends on how you use it.

First time I had shrooms, I saw a wall of smoke where there was none. And me and a buddy saw a kitchen table start to ripple like water in a pond. It was awesome.

 

[Nephilim96]

found some morphine pills, will try them soon.

 

[Omni]

I'm drunk. I drank a 12-ounce bottle of Prairie Bomb! (13% ABV) and a 12-oz bottle of Prairie Pirate Bomb! (14%ABV) back to back. Lovely beers, but that's beside the point.

I have a cold and allergies and I might as well enjoy something. I will probably call in tomorrow because responsibility is a dumb burden and I more than pull my own weight at work. They can live without me, even though I'm sure that I'll catch hell for it when I go back on Monday.

For once, I'd rather lay in bed watching Bridezillas and listening to early Ulver than dealing with work bullshit. I'm tired of being the only one there who can handle advanced projects and solve problems.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

watching Bridezillas

Inputting data on the reactions of human females to formal mating rituals?

 

[Omni]

I just love how ridiculous those bitches are. Nothing is good enough for them! I'm happy if you like one thing that I do.

 

[JontRevolting]

I just love how ridiculous those bitches are. Nothing is good enough for them! I'm happy if you like one thing that I do.

Don't sell yourself short, I reckon there would be heaps of guys that would be happy for you to be their Bridezilla.

 

[Omni]

That is definitely not the case, which is just fine since I like being alone.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You could be my bridezilla @Omni

 

[Omni]

Tell me something that we have in common and I'll base my decision on that.

Right now, I mostly remember you as the person with the gayest mixtape submission ever.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

We're both misanthropes. Being alone is preferable to me. This would simplify our arrangement by segregating us into separate rooms when not copulating.

I enjoy the extremes of music, be it the gayest of the gay or the most dissonant of the dissonant. Hence my submitting both Savage Garden and Xenakis.

 

[Omni]

It's a deal. We're married now. I'm in charge so don't get any ideas about that.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Score!

 

[CiG]

Is a bridezilla a huge bitch that stomps on men and kicks their dicks like skyscrapers?

 

[RedStorm]

I'm guessing urban dictionary knows

 

[Omni]

 

[CiG]

 

[Omni]

That's dumb, considering that it's a video on the show's official channel.

Anyway, it's a show about women who are getting married that are incredibly bitchy and demanding. They're ridiculous.

 

[CiG]

America has endless fukking reality shows in that vein it seems.