The annual "Funny things overheard a progpower" thread

The funniest thing i heard was Brent talking about John Fenberg and phone call he made to Bill Hudson when he was with Cellador

John - "Bill, This is John, wtf you mean booking a show yourself, I am your booking agent"

Bill- "I didn't do it one of the other guys did"

John - "Your the leader, can't you control them"

Bill - Silence

John - "Bill I tell you what i am going to do if you do this again, I am getting on a plane coming to Neb, eat some BBQ and then poke your eyes out".


Close enough, ahaha, what he actually said was "Bill, I tell you what I am gonna do. I am going to come to Nebraska, eat some beef, beat you to death and hide your body so your parents can't find it."

It was said as a joke, but he was really pissed off, heh.
 
"Without my glasses and from this far back, Riverside's singer looks like that Sawyer guy from the show LOST."


"The siege is over". (uttered by someone waiting outside by the bars when Amorphis *finally* got off the stage and those of us waiting outside ventured back in for the next year's announcement) :)
 
"Without my glasses and from this far back, Riverside's singer looks like that Sawyer guy from the show LOST."


"The siege is over". (uttered by someone waiting outside by the bars when Amorphis *finally* got off the stage and those of us waiting outside ventured back in for the next year's announcement) :)


Hahaha. I kept on calling Andromeda's singer Charlie because of Lost.
 
Numerous inside jokes that no one outside of Team Chicago will get.
Notably...Zak Stevens during CIIC...."As long as you have your Bible Shoes"!

Andi Deris...on the lesson in German dirty words.
"Schwanz!"

Afterparty at The Peachtrees....
The Kankelator!

Quit being ridiculous.

How much money do you make doing this, anyway?

- R
 
During Glenn's meeting and walk-through with the sponsors on Friday morning....

Someone: Glenn, after the band announcement is made, can we send you an offer to sponsor one of them?

(silence for a second or two, and some muffled chortles)

Glenn: what, are you shitting me? Of course I'll be glad to take your money! :lol:
 
Close enough, ahaha, what he actually said was "Bill, I tell you what I am gonna do. I am going to come to Nebraska, eat some beef, beat you to death and hide your body so your parents can't find it."

It was said as a joke, but he was really pissed off, heh.

My bad, but who did he say the one I quoted too, remember you told so many side splitting Fenberg stories and the others, you had me crying. You rule
 
I can't name names but I recall laughing pretty good at the following conversation. Here goes.

We've got $250 in donations .. can you help us to get Midnight off the stage?

Haha .. yeah, wrist slitting begins in 5 minutes

Hahaha

Damn, I'm just hoping he doesn't fall off that chair.

Hahaha ... this is brutal !!

Yep




Britt
 
I don't even remember exactly what he was saying but Bryant's Vanna White impression while Bear was very seriously demonstrating his beer bottle opening technique.

It is a very serious procedure!!! One slip up and a finger can go flying and beer will start spraying!!! These are very important!!! :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

That and I didn't understand what Bryant was trying to say either hahah, but I thank him for the brews just the same!!!!!

Bear
 
...(not that this was overheard, just me being me)

i asked claus for advice on some music...i bought a fairyland cd and asked him what he thought of them...'they are excellent!'

get back to the hotel room and looked at the back of the cd and found that his management company manages them..........:Smug:
 
...(not that this was overheard, just me being me)

i asked claus for advice on some music...i bought a fairyland cd and asked him what he thought of them...'they are excellent!'

get back to the hotel room and looked at the back of the cd and found that his management company manages them..........:Smug:

If I asked Ken Golden for a recommendation I'd expect something on his label, same with Lance, and anybody else involved in the industry.

Now go and enjoy your damn album :)