The Anti-Canada Thread

[derek]

With the growing amount of overtly pro-Canada Canadians on this board, I thought it was time us xenophoes began a thread to say: Canada, you suck.

:Spin:

 

[spirit crusher]

two reasons why canada doesnt suck

 

[Profanity]

Cannada can't even have a cultuure of their own - they have to adopt the American one.

 

[spirit crusher]

The point is, we have no culture. The way we live honestly is in these fucking segregated little cliques we call suburbs where culture from ones original country takes place. For instance Toronto has little Italy and China Town, Spadina and BLoor i think is just one massive greek migration, thunder bay up north has a large finnish population. I can't call this culture, its only clashing, definitely not as bad as the clashing that goes on in the states, but there are a lot of pansy fuckers here, i grew up next to the redneck capitol of Canada, but what the fuck, all I can do is bite the bullet you know. Just fucking live.

 

[TheTechnogoat]

^ at least he's honest:Spin:

 

[Leandro]

Anyway what is culture useful for anyway? It won't put food on ye table nor get you laid. :Spin:

 

[spirit crusher]

I disagree, culture can totally get you laid.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Wait I've always had this question, do Canadians beat Russians in Hockey? Overall I mean....how about the US?

 

[spirit crusher]

We do and we don't, you know us Canadians arent exactly born with hockey sticks i our hands, actually I really don't give a rats ass about hockey. It just depends really on who pratices harder that year and who just gets lucky when someone fucks up. Essentially all hockey is that.

 

[Leandro]

I disagree, culture can totally get you laid.

can it?

 

[spirit crusher]

can it?

yeah man, everybodys got their culture fetishes, whether it be their own or someone elses for instance my neighbour has some crazy schoolgirl asian fetish.

 

[GhostOfPerdition]

Canada > US

 

[Leandro]

yeah man, everybodys got their culture fetishes, whether it be their own or someone elses for instance my neighbour has some crazy schoolgirl asian fetish.

Well perhaps that's true about hardcore forms of culture.
But I hardly imagine getting laid because I eat rice and beans everyday and roast meat with a true coal oven and special spicing. Everyone does that. That's my point, what is seen as culture, it's just the way everyone in the place you live is used to.
But then again I'm clueless about canada

 

[DragonKeeper]

Cannada can't even have a cultuure of their own - they have to adopt the American one.

america does not have its own culture either.

 

[DragonKeeper]

yeah man, everybodys got their culture fetishes, whether it be their own or someone elses for instance my neighbour has some crazy schoolgirl asian fetish.

asian school girl festish? That is weird.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Cool so it's

Russia > Canada > USA

Hockey wise of course.

 

[DragonKeeper]

hmm..i dont know....czechs are in there somewhere. but as far as usa players go...eh they are at the bottom. but the canadian league is dead. the nhl has more money in it sadly.

 

[Kalupakki]

Canada > Scotland

 

[derek]

never

 

[Bastard child]

Canada'S the ass of the states