the coworker i can't stand is here today

[minxnim]

Yea that’s right.

But I figured something out. If, when he decides to talk to me, I stare directly into his eyes for the entire duration of the exchange, he turns bright red and gets flustered and cuts it short.

Now when he walks by me he sort of glides along the furthest wall. I think I’m finally driving him off.

 

[lizard]

good. you've intimidated him with the "I'm an intensely intense chick" strategm.

 

[avi]

nice!

I just spent two hours in the server room running wires across the room in multiple directions

 

[minxnim]

well i should admit this guy is orthodox so i'm pretty sure my general existence scares the shit out of him anyway

 

[lizard]

that's it. you are estrogen unchained, and therefore simultaneously represent both allure and threat.

 

[mindspell]

Very nice.

I have the pleasure of having people on staff to do that Avi, and I love it...

 

[chupe666]

i'd do almost the same, except instead of looking into his eyes, stare at a point slightly above his eyes in a growingly concerned manner until my mouth is agape in wonder, like he's got an alien sprouting from his temple.

 

[minxnim]

chupe, see here's the problem with that...
if you stare at anyone's head from their eyes up, it looks like you're still looking them in the eye according to their point of view. so he probably thinks you're hitting on him.

 

[chupe666]

maybe slightly above/behind the head then, like there's a giant gila monster about to gobble him up.

 

[minxnim]

yea that's more like it. you don't want them to think you're a perv.

 

[chupe666]

and who are you kidding anyway? you totally want him.

he is, after all, male.

 

[lizard]

he's totally waiting for you to succumb to his charms.

 

[minxnim]

haha. yea i'm wait into huge, fat, red faced stinky guys

 

[lizard]

maybe he believes "presence" should include a damp, rank odor.

 

[mindspell]

OMG, Minx'x coworker is half-ton man!

 

[minxnim]

half ton man is orthodox?
also, there are no hot girls at my new job

 

[lizard]

haha
hey that dude has really kept on his weight loss...from my avatar to this:

 

[mindspell]

No hot girls is really bad for morale. I know, there aren't any on my floor either...

 

[minxnim]

dude EVERYONE AT MY JOB IS AN ORTHODOX MALE except for these two guys carlos and JT. and they are not hot girls

 

[azal]

guys I work at home.

My roomate can be annoying sometimes with his mediocre metalcore though.