the cult of cop

[VangelicSurgeon]

Toby tends to get a little saucy with the Badge, too. Or so I've noticed.

 

[xfer]

P.S. we are usually guilty of our crimes. I was high as a kite at Radiohead; FuSoYa had psychedelics in his pocket when we were forbidden to light cigarettes and almost punched; the insane asylum WAS private property.

 

[xfer]

yeah! I'm surprised the cops aren't like "lemme see your ID, SASS MOUTH" sometimes. oh well.

 

[Baliset]

and you wonder why i was always hesitant to drive you guys anywhere back in the day

 

[avi]

I got sick of being picked on by cops so I cut my hair and starting dressing more like a regular person. And violia! it worked!

 

[azal]

Originally posted by avi
I got sick of being picked on by cops so I cut my hair and starting dressing more like a regular person. And violia! it worked!

same here!

I was also pretty sick of getting the piss beaten out of me by skin heads and jocks...because m and my "satanist" friends were drinking beer on their turf.

 

[tar]

when i met amanda a traffic cop was hitting on her!!

 

[tar]

she actually got asked out on a date by the cop just before spotting me. we were on the ohone at the time.

 

[minxnim]

seriously. i was like 'um no dude i am going to get gold fronts today'

 

[tar]

haha was that the same day? i've only met you twice? it feels like a lifetime.

 

[minxnim]

i think when you came up that time.. that was when we went... my memory is crap though so maybe i am wrong?

 

[BigFakeSmile]

Originally posted by the_preppy
they fear you will unleash your mass genius on the world al qaeda style so they are tailing you.

preppy clearly endorses al qaeda anti-american style!!!

 

[azal]

the_preppy

 

[tar]

one time we got fronts

the other time we went out to dinner with billy and coug

and maybe there was one other time? because we didn't go out to dinner with billy and coug on the same day we got fronts

and then i just saw you and we ate yummy jamaican food and i played gta and used the samurai sword too much!

 

[minxnim]

well, the cop day was the first day i met you! :/ hmm i can't remember. okay, yes we DID get fronts that day.... i think?


CARRIBEAN DELICACY RULES

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

wow you guys met the same day you got your fronts? that's awesome.

 

[tar]

that's incorrect i think, because we never hung out when we both had our frontes. the last time i saw amander for almost 10 months was when we got them. we ate at souen when we got them i think, or whenw e were waiting for them.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I fail.

 

[tar]

actuarry the_preppy fails! i kant believe it!

 

[FalseTodd]

DC cop story:

Me walking to work. Get off Metro, cross street. Have now jaywalked.

Cop: (rushing over) "Hey, what color is that light?" (points to light)
Me: (sighing) "Sorry." (sarcastically - and note that I am usually sweetness itself to police officers, so any sarcasm denotes a fair amount of annoyance)
Cop: "Yeah, well sorry doesn't get it, my friend. You want me to write you a ticket?"
Me: "It won't happen again."
Cop: "It better not."

Me: (Waits for light to change, crosses street to job.)