THE definition of 'emo'

darkspot sans cookies said:
*happily skips through a field stabbing emo kids in the head with a fork*

You're bleeding. Are you happy NOW???


A fork???? Use a chainsaw. Itll give them something to write about.
 
darkspot sans cookies said:
My new puppy has the same name as you...



BEAT THAT, BITCH!
god damn it, i know 5 million people who either have or had pets named max... its kind of annoying. My ex gf had a dog named max, and every now and then she would say the name Max and i thought she was calling my name, but she was talking to her dog :(.
 
When I briefly had a dog, it was named Max, but it was named for Max Cavalera. Now I just have a snake named Pete Sandoval (Morbid Angel), and two cats named Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) and Sean Yseult (White Zombie).
 
TrueBeliever said:
When I briefly had a dog, it was named Max, but it was named for Max Cavalera. Now I just have a snake named Pete Sandoval (Morbid Angel), and two cats named Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) and Sean Yseult (White Zombie).


Wasnt that the hot chick that had the cool hair. I mean Yseult not Bach.
 
Wolftribe said:
god damn it, i know 5 million people who either have or had pets named max... its kind of annoying. My ex gf had a dog named max, and every now and then she would say the name Max and i thought she was calling my name, but she was talking to her dog :(.
Awww, poor baby ... lemme scratch your ears and rub your belly to make you feel better.
 
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do you guys have one of these in your areas?? everytime the wife sends me out for donuts I feel like saying, Arrrr, fetch me some honey glazed, or ye'll be tastin the gunner's daughter!
 
ct_thrash said:
@betty lol
blondes date boys, brunettes date men....and redheads date PIRATES. yarrr :oops:

Hahaha.

I also wish to have pirate donuts as well. I will be one of those old donut guys one day. That is if corporate America doesnt ruin everything and make it a Krispy Kreme. I like their donuts but I get tired of the EVERYTHINGS GOTTA BE BIGGER AND BETTER idea. Why cant we go back to mom and pop burger places and donut shops?