The "Fuck, Let's Get Drunk" Thread

[Master_Yoda77]

So yeah, I'm drunk (kinda, need a few more to get there) and I enjoy chatting with fags. So let's chat about anything and everything in this gay thread. I shall initiate the conversation, and nobody is around that is drunk (or sober) to respond, well fuck it.

Drunken posts are encouraged. The more, the merrier!

So, get this shit. I was playing some muthafuckin Counter-Strike: Source with some bros and this pissy Jew faggot kept getting faggy with me about killing him. And fuck, he was awping all night long while I refuse to be a coward and use the awp, so I kept raping his ass with the M4A1 rifle. He kept telling me I was getting lucky, meanwhile I steamrolled half his team in a few seconds. I kept telling that "Jews die easy" and other horrible shit about the holocaust and stuff.

Sorry if you are a jew, but this dude was a fag on CS:S. Die.

So sup?

 

[nomisofsiman]

Jason chiming in 3, 2, 1...

 

[Diabolik]

Jason is at Disney

 

[DMR]

this pissy Jew faggot kept getting faggy with me about killing him.

Great post!

 

[Vegetaman]

As a CS 1.6 player myself, I hate people who awp constantly, because they usually suck and whine. But uhhh... Yeah...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Nice, I'm glad I made this thread. Surprised how few typos I made while Schmidtfaced drunk. I'll keep this thread to tell you all of my horrible drunken stories I have.

 

[nomisofsiman]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jealous much?

 

[Element_man]

Thought up some great drinking games tonight

1: Browse all items on the Sword & Chains distro. Drink every time the word "Killer" is in the description, drink double if it's used twice on one item

2: Browse all items on Shadow Kingdom Records. Drink every time "Manilla Road" is mentioned. Die of alcohol poisoning before reaching the Manilla Road items

play alone or with friends

 

[SteelFireRecs]

Thought up some great drinking games tonight

1: Browse all items on the Sword & Chains distro. Drink every time the word "Killer" is in the description, drink double if it's used twice on one item

2: Browse all items on Shadow Kingdom Records. Drink every time "Manilla Road" is mentioned. Die of alcohol poisoning before reaching the Manilla Road items

play alone or with friends

 

[nomisofsiman]

Thought up some great drinking games tonight

1: Browse all items on the Sword & Chains distro. Drink every time the word "Killer" is in the description, drink double if it's used twice on one item

2: Browse all items on Shadow Kingdom Records. Drink every time "Manilla Road" is mentioned. Die of alcohol poisoning before reaching the Manilla Road items

play alone or with friends

 

[DMR]

Which would kill you first, drinking every time Manilla Road is mentioned, or every time the word "essential" is in the description?

 

[Diabolik]

Which would kill you first, drinking every time Manilla Road is mentioned, or every time the word "essential" is in the description?

I think "essential".

 

[Element_man]

Which would kill you first, drinking every time Manilla Road is mentioned, or every time the word "essential" is in the description?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

This is something that I will be playing. Probably tonight.

 

[DMR]

It was nice knowing you.

 

[nomisofsiman]

It was nice knowing you.

 

[Element_man]

oh here's another one

go through your old emails in your inbox. drink a shot every time you find a spam message from SKR in there

 

[Master_Yoda77]

SKR really isn't even that horrible with it.

 

[Element_man]

I guess they are the only mailorder I get any emails from. It seemed like at one point thye were shooting out emails a couple times a week