The gayness of a woman's body

[SentinelSlain]

This is a thread for people to give their little nuggets of wisdom on the intricacies and eccentricities of the female mind. Oh women of the world, your womb did bear us to this world and in the eternal search for we are bound to task.

hear ye. Why are they the way that they are? Is it socialisation? The rod? Hormone levels? Brain shapes? Who is superior and how best might this beast be smote?

 

[arg]

women are pretty simple-minded to me

 

[SentinelSlain]

bon mot

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

This thread had better be deleted when I get back from the gym. If my thread mocking old-fashioned racism won't fly, this definitely shouldn't.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Women have generally been kind towards me, or at least unassuming. I've never had a woman randomly tell me that she wanted to fuck me in the ass or go around staring people down and threatening to fight anyone that looked back. Fuck men.

 

[Lateralus14]

This thread had better be deleted when I get back from the gym. If my thread mocking old-fashioned racism won't fly, this definitely shouldn't.

Either one is better than your attempt to make an entire thread devoted to deathrock when the entire genres of electronic music or classical music can scarcely get recognition here.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Either one is better than your attempt to make an entire thread devoted to deathrock when the entire genres of electronic music or classical music can scarcely get recognition here.

Holy shit was that offensive of him.

 

[Lateralus14]

It offended my sensibilities deeply and I went on to yell at 4 people that day. Problem?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Go and sit in some tantric crystal water and make "aaaahhhh" noises. Preferably whilst sat on something.

I hate new age shit so fucking much.

 

[Onder]

Go and sit in some tantric crystal water and make "aaaahhhh" noises. Preferable whilst sat on something.

I hate new age shit so fucking much.

Your mother makes "aaaahhhh" noises. Preferable whilst sat on my dick.

 

[Yelloweyedemon]

Go and sit in some tantric crystal water and make "aaaahhhh" noises. Preferable whilst sat on something.

I hate new age shit so fucking much.

I don't think I could agree more.

 

[whiskey funeral]

I thought this thread was about how GAY a woman's body is. You know, like, homosexual. What in the flying fuck is going on here?

 

[SentinelSlain]

"The gayness of a woman's body" is a quote from an old Onder post. He was trying to describe the femininity of a woman's body and his English, perhaps due to alcohol, failed him.

 

[Onder]

"The gayness of a woman's body" is a quote from an old Onder post. He was trying to describe the femininity of a woman's body and his English, perhaps due to alcohol, failed him.

I remember this and the use of words was completely intentional. It wasn't about the femininity, it was more about the flaws that have to be endured so the feminine traits can come through even in a not so good body mass disposition.

 

[damnromulans]

Women have generally been kind towards me, or at least unassuming. I've never had a woman randomly tell me that she wanted to fuck me in the ass or go around staring people down and threatening to fight anyone that looked back. Fuck men.

I want to fuck you in the ass, you're cute IIRC

 

[whiskey funeral]

Is he? Pix plz.

 

[SentinelSlain]

he looks like a 14 year old version of Duke Nukem.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Better than what you look like nig lips. <3

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I wouldn't take SentinelSlain's comment as the slightest insult, and his lips are frankly marvelous. I wish most women did gayer things with their bodies tbh. I bet that the majority of women would answer "lolno that's gay" if their boyfriends/husbands asked them to fuck them in the ass.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

^homo