Going to get weird right out of the fucking gate!
Cuentos de los Hermanos Grind:
"Cuentos de los Hermanos Grind translates to "Stories of the Brothers Grind"; a parody of the Brothers Grimm."
I'm much more familiar with their second album (see; second link) because for ages their debut was hard to find (now it seems to be everywhere on Youtube which is cool) and the best way I could describe these guys is that they sound like they should be on Razorback Records, they have that classick fun-sounding goreground vibe kinda like Blood Freak but less psychedelic (if that's the right way to describe the weird shit Blood Freak adds to their grind).
Only downside is Cuentos de los Hermanos Grind have all these cool themes and stories but I don't understand any of it lmao. You kinda know what kind of madness you're getting into when their band photos look like this:
Elbow Drop:
This is one of those special bands (and I mean that both ways) that gets my dick raging hard, I love spastic overly humorous grind bands with non-metal parody songs and weirdo vocal styles mixed throughout the CD. This one switches up between goregrind, slicing deathgrind, dry classic grindcore, shrieking noisecore and everything inbetween.
FOR ME this is the holy grail of Colombian grindcore and in my head the spiritual sequel to Endwarfment's
The Paralympik Sessions CD which came out a year prior in Norway.
This morning the first thing I did was throw this CD on before my morning piss and then breakfast. It's
that essential and I'm always trying to keep the Elbow Drop spirit alive, might even make a fan Fecesbook page lol.
Holy Shit B.S.E.:
"B.S.E stands for Brutal Sexual Execution."
Ultra-ultra-sleazy deathgrind with a totally classick sound that should appeal to anybody into bands like Dead Infection, Impetigo, Haemorrhage, Rot, Agathocles, Blood, Mortician, Cock and Ball Torture etc. Aside from Elbow Drop these guys are the pinnacle of Colombian grindcore and their second album which came out in 2017 wayyy after their debut came out is actually kinda
EVEN BETTER than their debut. Has some real
GROOVE to it, kinda like Dead.
Purulent:
This band was just insane, especially the lyrical themes which are just straight up heinous lmfao! Not a straight up grind band by any means, definitely way more on the brutal death metal side of things, but there's some goregrind mixed in there as well. The vocals are pretty nuts, but yeah I bet these guys were despised in their local community by all the parents hahaha!
Just look at this shit:
The one guitar/no bass grind band sound is definitely a thing and I don’t hate it if it’s done well. Pissbolt are an example of a local no bass grind act that I really like, their guitarist has a fucking monstrous tone live.
