The handsomest guy on The Chat Board? Multiple choices!

[Astral Poetry]

...and a great promotion it was. Man, I'm still laughing at the connection Hearse made. Mason looking like Matt Damon has been a LOOOOONG running joke.

 

[Spike]

OK, what kind of alternate reality have we entered where I'm getting votes on the 'handsomest guy' poll?

Some jokes just aren't funny people.

 

[ante]

Hey I can cook, clean, make bubbly baths, and give long soothing and sensual massages. Besides, I have a good reading voice and like to tell bedtime stories!

Ante, wanna shack up?

hahahahaha

bedtime stories that´s good Mike, wow if I were a woman I would marry you

 

[Profanity]

Poll has missed all the main contenders out.

 

[manuelgv]

hey Ante I thought it was me and you until eternity buddy!

 

[ante]

@manuel but if I´m a woman and marry xeno can we be friends at least?

@Hearse thanx god I´m a man then it woudn´t work anyway coz samba girls have big bums

 

[ouagadougou]

Eagle is so gonna win this

(you know you're the one i'm gonna marry, Manuel)

 

[Spike]

Some people are purdier in person anyway.

Spike (Who can't beleive he's going to look through the chat board and 'seriously' put a vote in on this poll )

P.S. I don't understand why it's multiple choice. Seems to defeat the purpose of the actual question.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

that must be it, everyone's behind HUGE beer goggles haha


it's multiple choice supposedly cause there were so many non clear cut choices in the last poll (which was 1 choice only)
i still say there's no winner cause lassie and i are so close... hey lass i got a suggestion, we don't we duke it out in the mud


what did i just say

 

[Spike]

but it says "handsomest", so you can only choose one. or are we going for a more accurate general concencus where multiple voting would give a better idea of the averages and a standard deviation to deliniate 'hot' from 'not' could be found?

if so I have an alternate suggestion and will thusly start up a new poll when I get home to provide a much more accurate representation of the differences in 'physical attraction' between the members of the board we have trouble distinguishing with, like you (EFF) and Lasse........

.....oooooooorrrr we could let EFF and Lasse slog it out in a mud-wrestling match for the title.

Ladies, which would you rather?

Where are my fellow statisticians when I need them? I thought someone would have come up with my idea by now?

Anway, now that I've discovered I can post from work again, I'd better get my butt back to it! (work, that is )

Ciao!

 

[ouagadougou]

thanks for the mail, Spike

bye dear

that must be it, everyone's behind HUGE beer goggles haha

or maybe people vote for you cause you're so damn hot

 

[Spike]

really going this time! and your welcome.

ttyl

 

[Hitori]

.....oooooooorrrr we could let EFF and Lasse slog it out in a mud-wrestling match for the title.

Ladies, which would you rather?

pffft no way im just going to sit and watch EFF and Lasse in a mud-wrestling match that doesnt include me
whats the fun in that?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

hey you can join in too! BUT only if the referee agrees to go take a walk outside for like say, 30mins

@miss unspeakable: the hottest i've ever been was when i stepped on a red hot water heater barefoot, and i don't think you would have liked me then... so believe me, you wouldn't like me now that i'm not stepping over anything red hot or anything

 

[Hitori]

awww look EFF is trying to be modest

and sounds fine by me, but lets put a people limit of 3, so that it doesnt get too crowded

see what these threads turn into? look what you're making me say

 

[xenophobe]

30 minutes, modest? I wish I could finish so quickly

 

[Hitori]

i meant on his trying to pretend he's not hot

 

[xenophobe]

Oh. *shuts up*

 

[EagleFlyFree]

@xeno: keep in mind there's two of us here

 

[nevershine]

@manuel: I love you man.