the: "HELP ME" thread

[Dead_Lioness]

for those of you who are not members in the chat-room,
my name is Karen and im freaking out!!!!

the reason?
the 17-year cicadas are coming out in ONE week!!!!
1.5 million bugs on every acre!!!

anyone wants a guest for 3-weeks?
im easy to handle, and i can clean and cook.


HELP ME!!!!

 

[IOfTheStorm]

you forgot "i'm jewish"

 

[Lillitu]

Seattle's a fun place to visit. Can't trust the weather tho. It was 80 yesterday and 60 today. :Smug:

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

heh, don;t think we have those in RI

 

[Will Bozarth]

you will when you come down for bozzfest, most likely

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Connecticut is great this time of year and I just bought a 3 bedroom house with only myself to occupy it.

Come on up, there is a furnished basement with a kick ass 70's lookin bar in it also. I think I am going to name the bar in my basement the REGAL BEAGLE. You can dress like Janet or Crissy and I will dress like Jack tripper, Larry or even possibly Mr. Ferlie. LOL

We can sit around, watch TV and drink cocktails and eat nachos.

 

[neal]

We can sit around, watch TV and drink cocktails and eat nachos.

can i come too?
-neal

 

[MFJ]

Yes, Connecticut IS nice, come on over. I think there's some room. Prepare for Black Metal, though.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Come to California..we dont have locusts here that i know of...and its months before the tarantula run!! come on down! we'll go to SF and party like rock stars! i got an extra bed somewhere!

 

[Larf03]

Come to visit me Karen...

The weather's too cool here for bugs this time of year...

...Plus... Therere is me

 

[Chromatose]

can i come too?
-neal

and can I??

lets all go

 

[MajestikMøøse]

come to the Northwest Territories, there's still probobly some snow on the ground though. But you can help generate some heat

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

and can I??

lets all go

oo oo, me too!

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Yes, you can all come to my new place.
Stay as long as you want, but pay your own way and don't piss me off.

 

[ms. anthrope]

ick. i've seen those in asia.

 

[Karmic]

So.....many.....horny dudes.

All wanting some other guy........(s basement)

 

[Lord Foul]

I actually kind of like cicadas. Our Missouri breeds aren't due just yet but I always liked collecting the creepy looking skins left by the larvae when I was a kid. Also, if you stab one of the adults with a sharp stick, they ooze white stuff. It's pretty grotesque. Cannibal corpse should do a concept album.

As I am moving to Cali shortly I cannot offer you a place here. Though you could probably stay with my former and soon-to-be-again roommate out there. He's Israeli, has 2 cats, isn't much of a drinker, and isn't much of a metal fan. You get the good with the bad I guess.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ewww. I hate those things...

Sorry, you probably can't stay with us...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

But if she stays with Jamie she can PARTAY with us!

Cicadas are foul. I saw them when I used to go to NY as a kid, and they freaked me out a lot.

So do these things come every 17 years, or is that their lifespan or something? Cause if it's a yearly deal, you can probably crash in my dorm next year.

 

[Tee]

we only have ants. :Smug: in our apartment. kitchen and bathroom to be more precise. the invitation stays, but you have to love the ants and possibly our new pet.