the immigration department is attempting to kidnap me

[minxnim]

so like, the immigration supervisor keeps seeing my boss being not so nice and now put in a proposal to have me move to their team and do that.


anyone need a greencard?

 

[kleo706]

Mindspell. He's French.

 

[lizard]

they will never let FRENCH canadians immigrate...check this out guys, I had no idea that Kerry was such a MENACE to America. The ultra conservative Washington Times has the scoop:

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2004

FRENCH TOAST: How stupid are readers of the Washington Times? Today’s front page helps answer the question. Complete with color photo and a helpful map, the Times lays out a disturbing tale—John Kerry sometimes summered in France as a child! Indeed, the mayor of St.-Briac-sur-Mer, a tiny French town, is actually a cousin of Kerry! The tale is disturbing from start to end. Here is the start of the problem:

BRYANT: The son of a U.S. diplomat, French-speaking Mr. Kerry spent part of his childhood in Europe, attending boarding schools in Switzerland and spending holidays [in France], biking and fishing with a flock of Gallic cousins.
The troubles only mount as Elizabeth Bryant digs deeper into Kerry’s troubling family:
BRYANT: At the La Sagesse retirement home, 95-year-old Pauline Briand remembers well Mr. Kerry’s grandmother, who ate French biscuits, spoke fluent French and walked a pair of corgis daily through the village.

 

[xfer]

Ugh. I'm changing my vote to Kucinich.

 

[avi]

I'm just gonna shoot myself in the brain. I can't handle this.

 

[minxnim]

avi can't handle me maybe working for the immigration team part time? dude it's a big deal but not THAT big.

 

[xfer]

actually, amanda, my friend Ellis is constantly on the verge of deportation because he can't get a green card. he's a musician who finished school a year ago and has been scrounging around working under the table ever since. can you hook him up? also my friend Hajjid al-Sharoub, who I don't know very well but who seems very nice. for some reason he needs to get into the country very soon and i don't understand why, but they won't let him through at the border?

 

[minxnim]

verrry funny.
anyway, someone would need to get family and/or job sponsorship to stay.

 

[Baliset]

i can vouch for his friend ellis because he was a financial aid kid at berklee and was a really nice fellow.

 

[avi]

I was referring to the French stuff.

anyhow, I hope you get a job that you like again. or at least a non-evil boss.

 

[xfer]

hah you know ellis solely from his financial aid stuff? you are a sharp employee!

this picture was taken in san francisco to rib Ellis with, after the 29-year-old Brit hooked up with an 18-year-old:

 

[mindspell]

French is the new PLAGUE.... I am the disease consuming all of you!

 

[Baliset]

well after a kid comes in a few times i usually remember them very well. i have a good memory like that.

 

[lizard]

my friends Haid de Saalami and Ahl Shaev yerboush are also having troubles with lamigra....so they're biding their time in flight school.

















thx Robert DeNiro for stealing your SNL skit

 

[avi]

did you take that pic right when I departed from you guys to go to work?

 

[mindspell]

http://www.washtimes.com/world/20040224-113724-8812r.htm

Full article

 

[minxnim]

the virgin megastore in NYC has this giant sculpture over it that's a big, reddish brown hole with smoke coming out of it.
weird.

 

[xfer]

hah, maybe, avi! i don't remember!