The kill you game

[entanglement]

Natasmai is not a dude :/

^ already dead cause he clicked

 

[Vital Remains]

^ roof falls in on him while innocently typing on the UM forum. RIP

 

[SilverCrank]

I will kill you.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

stabb you in the ass with frozen popcicle until shit mixed with blood

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I'm gonna beat you to death with a rubber chicken, then pose your body in a silly position with said rubber chicken.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I am gonna stick a living rat up your ass and let him eat you from inside out !

 

[Tubbs]

I'll throw a potato chip in your mouth, choking you to death from exhaustion of trying to chew it!

 

[Mephistophiliac]

chainsaw sodomy for you

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I'll drown you in a tub filled with chocolate pudding

 

[Tubbs]

^ But that's a DELICIOUS death!

I guess I'll throw a barbell at your temple.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i will shove an icepick through your larynx making you incapable of speech. Then i will unleash my mighty pet condors at you and they will tear off you skin. I will devour you skin as a delicious meal in front of your eyes. Then i will bind you will razor wire and force you to eat human fecal matter that has been in a portapotty for three weeks just stewing in there. I will inject you with acid making you writhe in uninhibited agony. Then i will walk away and leave you for 5 months. I will return without notice and kick you in the back of the skull shattering it and putting my foot completely through your head. FATALITY will appear above my head and i will then fight Shao Kahn and win. Then i will return and ressurect your corpse. I will bury you alive and i will be in he casket with you. I will devour you alive and then dig out from underground with the shovel i have. I left your head. I will stab the shovel into it, pick it up, and ingest it. I will then shit out your bones and build a house.

 

[Tubbs]

^ 0h 0k

I'll throw chap stick at your cerebellum, somehow.

 

[Astrum]

i will shove an icepick through your larynx making you incapable of speech. Then i will unleash my mighty pet condors at you and they will tear off you skin. I will devour you skin as a delicious meal in front of your eyes. Then i will bind you will razor wire and force you to eat human fecal matter that has been in a portapotty for three weeks just stewing in there. I will inject you with acid making you writhe in uninhibited agony. Then i will walk away and leave you for 5 months. I will return without notice and kick you in the back of the skull shattering it and putting my foot completely through your head. FATALITY will appear above my head and i will then fight Shao Kahn and win. Then i will return and ressurect your corpse. I will bury you alive and i will be in he casket with you. I will devour you alive and then dig out from underground with the shovel i have. I left your head. I will stab the shovel into it, pick it up, and ingest it. I will then shit out your bones and build a house.

If I could sig this, I would.

 

[Tubbs]

^ I made a much, much longer one on the previous page.

Btw, I'll stab your neck with a plectrum.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

^and I will remove your eye and suck your brain out through the hole !

Saw that on celebrity deathmach

 

[entanglement]

i will shove an icepick through your larynx making you incapable of speech. Then i will unleash my mighty pet condors at you and they will tear off you skin. I will devour you skin as a delicious meal in front of your eyes. Then i will bind you will razor wire and force you to eat human fecal matter that has been in a portapotty for three weeks just stewing in there. I will inject you with acid making you writhe in uninhibited agony. Then i will walk away and leave you for 5 months. I will return without notice and kick you in the back of the skull shattering it and putting my foot completely through your head. FATALITY will appear above my head and i will then fight Shao Kahn and win. Then i will return and ressurect your corpse. I will bury you alive and i will be in he casket with you. I will devour you alive and then dig out from underground with the shovel i have. I left your head. I will stab the shovel into it, pick it up, and ingest it. I will then shit out your bones and build a house.

sigged

 

[Astrum]

I will tie you down and make you eat an entire airplane engine, piece by piece.

 

[Astrum]

^ I made a much, much longer one on the previous page.

but his was more amusing.

 

[Tubbs]

but his was more amusing.

BuT mInE hAd MoRe DeTaIl!!!!!!111111eleven Go jump off of a bridge!

 

[Gothic_Butters]

I peel random parts of your skin off with a potato peeler and piss on your open wounds. Then I slit your throat and pour salt in it, just taking my time with tourture. I show you a playboy mag, then use a katana to slice off your dick and shove it up your nose. I use a wooden board with nails on the end to hit you in the nutts about 10 times. Then I force you to listen to GreenDay until you cant take anymore and shoot yourself in the head.