The kill you game

[Nemesis_lxix]

^I am gonna stretch you testicular sack until I can give you a mouthful of balls and then make you chew and swallow them.Then you will simply bleed to death.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take a bee hive and throw it at your head. I think the rest explains itself.

 

[Astrum]

Damn, that emperor cover is a popular av. i just got rid of it because bluewizard had it, and now so do you.

 

[Tubbs]

Oh shit! I'm not surprised. It's a good album.

Now go die!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'm going to seduce you. Then, I'm going to tie you to your bed, drop some cough drops in your mouth, and gag you. Then I'll shake you silly until you choke to death on said cough drops. After you're dead, I'll untie you and place your hands around your penis to make it look like you choked while jerking off.

 

[Tubbs]

^ Evil snoopy will kill you since you've soiled his name.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Ill lock you in a white room with nothing but a switchblade and blast you with Good Charlotte.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

^I will drill a hone in your chest and let you breathe blood until you suffocate.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

^Ill shoot you, with a bullet, from a gun

 

[entanglement]

^ you'll die by yourself from frustration of your non-creativeness.

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll take a SATA cable and wrap it around your left ear!!!

Somehow this kills you.

 

[Tubbs]

OH YEAH!?!?!? WELL, I'LL TAKE YOUR FOOT AND EAT IT WHOLE, without butter or various nice fixings. The blood loss is enough to kill you.

Hmm, something seems strange about this.

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Oh, dammit! I just ate my own foot.

 

[Blue_Jay]

^^^ you shall die by my flock of Green Jays that shall hammer your head into pieces.

 

[Karasu]

^ you shall die suffocated by the poop of your flock of green jays.

 

[Tubbs]

^ You say your location is "BRAINS"? Well, brains are a potential health hazard. You might want to move away before you DIE. OOPS, too late. You died from a SUPER DUPER ULTRA BRAINIFICATION SYNDROME VIRUS DISEASE THING.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll shoot you in the head

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll shoot you in the head












twice

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^ I'll shoot you in both of your heads

 

[Tubbs]

I'll head your both in you shoot ten times eleventy times!!!11111

 

[Karasu]

I'll shoot your head off with an antique cannon, a la The Patriot.