The kill you game

[NaTaSMAI]

I'll fart in your face 'til you die from the stinkiness

 

[Tubbs]

Impossible! My ultimate barrier of de-flatuation would counter it and do 9,999 damage back to you!

 

[argentina]

lol, I will send the flying pigs your way then They are unbeatable!

 

[Tubbs]

ABSOLUTELY NOT HAX0R I'LL BAN YOU FROM TEH GAME!!!1111

 

[argentina]

lol ok ok just regular pigs then

 

[Tubbs]

No way. No pigs will ever destroy me. I'll throw a globe at your head before they do.

 

[Pessimism]

I'm going to make you gorge on chili peppers, and as you choke for air, I'll start kicking you in the lungs for fun! Then as you gasp for life, I'll pay a group of midgits to sexually harass you as I pick you up by the neck and reverse piledrive you into a purple glass dildo - thus explodiating your ass,then I'll leave you to die alone and humiliated.

 

[Tubbs]

^

I think I just might rape you.

 

[Pessimism]

^I'll break you dick off in my ass!

 

[Tubbs]

^ That's just unusual! I might have to kill you for saying that!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I'll stab you to death, then have sex with your corpse

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll crush your face with a really heavy sledge hammer!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll feed you to the pigs

 

[Amogh]

^I'll mutilate you with a chainsaw.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll take some vice grips and tear your eyeballs out of their sockets.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll suck your all your blood out with a straw

 

[Killbot]

^ I'll present you with a pleasent platter of dead babies, but they're poisoned!!! Also stabbings.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll hire Tubbs to sit on you

 

[Tubbs]

^I'll refuse to do your deed and sit on you instead!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I'll slash your butt cheeks repeatedly before they come crashing down on me, causing you to bleed to death