The kill you game

[Pessimism]

I'll shatter every bone in your body with a rubber mallet!

edit: a big fat goofy one!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

OH NOES!

evisceration. yummy

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll make a hockey puck out of you, and use your own hockey stick beat you with

 

[IdolWarship]

i'll take razor sharp cookie cutters and cut santa claus and christmas tree and candy cane designs out of your flesh, until there is nothing left but bones and guts and gore.
then i will cook them in the oven until they are burnt, feed them to a dog, then wait for the dog to shit, pooper scoop the remains, put it in a brown paper bag, place it on your family's front doorstep, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and watch from the bushes laughing as someone steps on the bag to put it out.

 

[Tubbs]

I think I might throw a quarter down your throat. You'll probably die from poisoning of some sort.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^bwhahahhahahahhahaha

i shouldnt laugh about dead russian spies

i'll cut your throat with my ice skates



that need to be sharpened. crap.

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll use the tool you use to sharpen your ice skates to slit your throat!

Oh noes! T3h 1r0ny!

 

[Matt]

I shall use the tool to impale your trachea, thereby causing you to breath no longer!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll boil you

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^i'll eat your boiled body

 

[Blacken the angel]

I'll put a mouse in your hocky bag , after that you would be scared to death.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

nooooooo

i felt so bad i almost cried.

you'll get rabies.

 

[greasemunkey]

^ i'll go back in time to eat you as a baby.

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll go 50 years in the future and kick you when you're really old!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll give you titty twisters 'til you cry then cut off you manboobs and let you bleed to death

 

[Tubbs]

^ Umm... UMM... !

I guess I'll shove a rat in your left earlobe. Maybe it'll go into your brain and eat it... I guess.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i'll run you over repeatedly

 

[Pessimism]

^ I'm going to tell Mel Gibson you're a Jew when he's drunk, then I'll give him a ball-peen hammer and let him go to work.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll throw you in a volcano

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

the disturbance of seraphim's body in the volcano will cause it too erupt engulfing yourself