The kill you game

[Hooker Joe]

you get a power drill shoved in your belly button...

And you bleed to death.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll rip your intestines out with a pitch fork.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll hit yourself in the face with the pitchfork

 

[Hooker Joe]

You'll get your face scraped off with a cutting board.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll eat my shredded face

and get violently ill and die.

 

[Hooker Joe]

I'll spit blood in your eye.

And puke in your mouth.

You'll die of a panic attack.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

my fatal panic attack will be contagious.

 

[Hooker Joe]

(i've already died haven't i?)

 

[kerrys wear boots]

everyone in this thread has.

 

[Hooker Joe]

you get shot in the face.

 

[Tubbs]

You get shot in the elbow, which eventually will kill you from all of the pain and suffering.

 

[Hooker Joe]

You'll suffocate by means of a maxi-pad.

 

[Xorv]

Inject eggs in your nut sack

 

[Tubbs]

I'll make poisonous spiders crawl over you.

 

[mutantllama]

see that squirrel as my avatar he will eat your nuts

 

[Tubbs]

OH YEAH?!?!? WELL, I'LL make Chuck Norris come kill you... no sissy little squirrel is going to smite Chuck Norris.

 

[Xorv]

but his mom will

 

[Tubbs]

...Maybe. Your cause of death will be unknown, then.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you eat yourself to death.

 

[entanglement]

the guy on the left gropes too hard :Smug: