The kill you game

you'll choke on my enormouse enormouse penis
that's the second fatality dished out homosexually. and what the fuck is enormouse? is that like, the penis of big mouse? rat dick?
fuck off!!!

you fall too hard.
:lol: gosh.

^i'll microwave you on high, 2 seconds at a time, hundreds of times until you pass away, so all injuries are internal, and no one knows what the hell happened to you.
 
^haha dont make fun of my spelling, i suck and chill out i dont even have a penis.

and i'll strangle you with my christmas tree lights
no penis? :erk: i guess i should have smothered you with my tight, tight vagina. :p
i was just playing around, i try not to take it too serious in here, but i guess i
i should have put a :lol: next to the "fuck off!!!" because it was all in jolly good fun.:)

and christmas themed killings kick ass. :kickass:

^i will kill kerry with mistletoe. like Höðr did to Baldr, via Loki.:)
 
^since i dont know you much so i'll think of the easiest ways to kill you ..

slice and dice..