The kill you game

[kerrys wear boots]

^i'll eat you alive!

 

[Tubbs]

I'll eat your FACE off. That would be super gr1m and ultra kvlt.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll choke on a sloppy joe!

 

[Tubbs]

You don't seem to realize the awesomeness of my mouth and it's ability to eat X-BOX HUEG sloppy joes. Now I'll throw a mint at your temple for that.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

gross.

i'll throw a knife at your temple

 

[Tubbs]

Not gross. Just for saying that you'll get eviscerated.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll slip on the blood dripping out of my body and crack your head open

 

[Tubbs]

Then I'll fall on you, crushing you with my massive weight, killing you post-mortem.

DOUBLE DEATH!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^It's the guillotine for you Mister

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you get stuck in the guillotine

 

[Tubbs]

I'll guillotine you with my patented Tubbs-Cutter!

You don't want to know what it does.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

sure i do


you get killed while making it

 

[entanglement]

satan kidnaps you :Smug:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i'll crucify you.

 

[IdolWarship]

well, i don't know if it's ice hockey you play, but i will totally slice your jugular with a skate.
(click on the pic to watch it happen )

unless you play field hockey. then i will pull your field hockey dress over your head, spin you around 5 times then kick you on the ass down a broken glass covered hillside, where you'll fall into a nuclear waste contaminated river.

which won't kill you, but will actually give you super powers. but it will only be the power to grow your fingernails really long, so you just kill yourself.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

^ohhh ohh man thats brutal

i will sting you repetedly in the eye with hornets, this by itself is not fatal but you end up killing yourself from the nonstop agony and loss of sight

 

[MIMA]

^i'll rape you to death !! mwahaha

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

^but little do you know i have AIDS:Smug:

 

[MIMA]

its okay.. i'll take my chances

 

[kerrys wear boots]

OH MY GOD THAT VIDEO MADE MY DAY


but im scared for my goalies life

^gets AIDS while raping cuiden-a-los-ninos to death