The kill you game

:lol: well, hire me, i'll kill myself. :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :Smug: :p

i'll get like, a hundred land mines, and i'll set them all up in close proximity to each other, then i'll parachute in and land smack dab in the middle, and then my body will just fly all over the place, setting off all the mines until i'm just little chunks, and then vultures will swoop down and eat the little pieces, then shit me out into a water treatment facility so someone can eventually drink me. then piss me out. :)
was that worth $3.50?

^as for you, i'm going to hang alligators and crocodiles upside down over some kind of fireproof trampoline, but one that still gets really hot, then light a fire underneath, so you have to keep jumping, cuz it still gets really hot, and each time you jump, they take bites out of you. umm, yeah. :erk: