The kill you game

[Tubbs]

Your name has so many hyphens that I might as well take them out and choke you with them.

 

[Pessimism]

Tubbs, your ass could crush a beer can from 3 feet away.

 

[IWP]

I'll slice your throat with a butter knief.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll stab you ten times for every time you make a spelling error.

OOPS!

butter knief.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll castrate you

 

[Pessimism]

I'll hook his castrated forskin onto your chest.

Somehow you'll die

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll eat the chesty foreskin

and it'll be poisoned.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll have Zeus smite you.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

asshole.

thor will come and kick his ass. and yours too!

 

[Tubbs]

Not if *insert random mythological god here* gets to you first!!!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll give you an acid enema.

 

[Pessimism]

I'll get you to drink the acid enema from Tubbs ass.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^I'll kiss you right after I drink from Tubbs enema, giving you an acidy kiss of death...........:zombie:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

gross.

 

[Tubbs]

You people will all get the guillotine from me because you're talking about me and enemas in the same sentence!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

you'll get dysentary

 

[Tubbs]

Oh YeAh?? WeLl I'Ll MuRdEr UR FACE with a 10,000 lb. bulldozer!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

You'll eat yourself to death

 

[Hooker Joe]

You'll step on a rusty, anthrax covered nail.

Your foot'll turn green, and you'll die shortly after.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

flat out stompin fuckin ass left and right