The Longship Voyage!

[Katie'Force]

then make one! and just send him my picture haha

 

[Fullangr]

I thought about it a while back, then my mum started telling me I should be a Valkyrie instead, on the grounds I've got the bust for it, and promising to donate two dustbin lids to the 'construction' process.

I stopped after that

 

[Katie'Force]

hahhahaha i like her thought process!!!

 

[Thraxas]

So now I get to throw May overboard as well as Hamster? This voyage is sounding more fun by the day!

 

[Fullangr]

So now I get to throw May overboard as well as Hamster? This voyage is sounding more fun by the day!

May yes, Hamster no


We will defend our Hamster to glorious death!

YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


*heads in Thraxas' direction wielding an axe menacingly*

 

[Katie'Force]

THRAXAS RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha

 

[Fullangr]

Knowing Thraxas as well as I do (for my sins), he'll just stand there saying 'aww! lookit the lil viking!'

 

[Thraxas]

Aww! lookit the lil viking!

 

[Katie'Force]

hahaha at which point i sneak up behind him and whack him over the head with my axe!

 

[Thraxas]

Good think these helmets are extra-reinforced. Not to mention having a rubber coating that causes axes to bounce straight back onto the person trying to hit you.

 

[Katie'Force]

pish, your extra-reinforced rubber coated helmets are no defence against the mighty warrioress katie's axe, for what you do not know is that i am secretly the goddess freya in disguise

 

[Fullangr]

Aww! lookit the lil viking!

Bastard

hahaha at which point i sneak up behind him and whack him over the head with my axe!

You'd have to stand on something...he's a tad tall.

And with me at 5ft, it has to be said we make a rather spectacularly odd couple. Especially given that I tend to charge around like a hyperactive baby rhino, with him following at a more sedate pace, usually looking after my pint

 

[Thraxas]

Bastard .

Let's face it, you didn't so much ask for that as go down on your knees and beg!

You'd have to stand on something...he's a tad tall.

Do longboats come with stepladders as standard?

 

[Fullangr]

Let's face it, you didn't so much ask for that as go down on your knees and beg!

Only because I know that's exactly what you'd say if it really happened

Do longboats come with stepladders as standard?

Ours will. Or we'll construct one out of our other rowing slaves when you get a bit above yourself

 

[Thraxas]

Wonderful! Then I can indulge in my hobby of waiting for someone to reach the very top of a stepladder then ever-so-casually leaning on it...

 

[Fullangr]

Wonderful! Then I can indulge in my hobby of waiting for someone to reach the very top of a stepladder then ever-so-casually leaning on it...

You know, on second thoughts, it might be safer to have you in the water, pulling us along

 

[Thraxas]

No chance. I might get water in my beer!

 

[Fullangr]

We'll rig up a straw-based Beer Supply System (BSS).

 

[Thraxas]

And my facial hair might lose its shape if I get sea-water in it.

 

[The Shinster]

I'll bring a katana ^_^