the more satanic food

[Absolut_Jim_Varney]

Which food is the more satanic food?

1. Devil's Food Cake
2. Deviled Eggs

 

[NAD]

Chocolate kills dogs, eggs cause heart attacks.

Tie.

 

[gekko]

I would have to say devil's food cake because although delicious it is the official food of the the devil, it is his FOOD, encompassing all areas of consumable product, while deviled eggs are merely his eggs.

 

[I am Kloot]

Trust me deviled eggs are pure satanic evil.

 

[lizard]

but you've clearly forgotten the most blackened, sulfur encrusted evillity, Underwood sandwich products!!!!

 

[minxnim]

yea deviled ham is pretty evil too, it's like spam with salty satan in it

 

[lizard]

ha yes!
this doesn't directly ref. the satan guy, but it looks pretty spam-like:

 

[Absolut_Jim_Varney]

ha ok deviled ham is included, though i never really understood it. is it a spread or a solid?!

 

[xfer]

devilled eggs, as they include the most Satanic/WASPiest of all condiments.

 

[0sm0se]

According to Torah and a description as deviled, Deviled ham far outstrips its competitors for the title of most satanic food, lest someone discover a dish is deviled penis of gay man soaking in a Metallica-load-esque mix of semen from several gay men that has fallen on the dusty ground, mixed with the blood of several virgins.

 

[minxnim]

whoa

 

[Josh Seipp]

tell you what, I'll eat a bunch of devil's food cake and deviled eggs and let you guys know

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

that's sound's like a good idea, but I'd rather have fruit-cake. I love fruit-cake. It combines the both of best worlds: fruit and cake.

btw, a funny drunk story concerning one of my brothers: we were playing taboo with a bunch of my cousins at thanksgiving and my brother, who was drunk, kept yelling "CAKE!! CAKE!!!" at the top of his lungs until he was kicked out of the game.

 

[Astral Poetry]

Was this around the same time that Kyle was stealing money from your grandparents for coke?

Deviled eggs are definitely the most satanic, as puking eggs it much much worse than puking cake.

 

[inkybmistro]

devil's food cake has angel's food cake to keep it in check, wheras deviled eggs just run rampant.

 

[gekko]

that would only apply if it were demon food cake, to keep devil's food cake in check, you would need God Food Cake

 

[The Dope]

Devil's Food Cake implies it merely belongs to the devil, whereas Deviled Eggs implies that the eggs are in some why or other possessed of or inhabited by the devil. You can taste the devilish goodness with every bite. Thus, Deviled Eggs are more satanic.

 

[avi]

"merely belongs" to satan? I dunno man, I'm not so sure that stealing the devil's own cake is better than eating possessed eggs.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Was this around the same time that Kyle was stealing money from your grandparents for coke?

How sad. You say things now just to make the Serb laugh. You're like a little serbian bitch.

O Judgement, thou art fled to brutish beast!

 

[lizard]

I think its important to remember also that evil of evils, Demon Rum.