The "Movie, t.v, shows and more" quotations game.

[RampageSword]

Well I figured it was my turn to start a pointless yet amusing thread. Just to keep that spamming rolling and rolling....It's a little game I found on a DAoC forum (thanks to my brother for showing it to me)

Actually, this game can help people find out about movies or shows or whatever stuff they didn't know existed so it has some kind of a small purpose.

Here's how it works : The first poster posts a quote from either a T.V show, a movie or a stand-up comic or whatever (can even be a videogame if you want) and the next must answer to this quote with another quote, therefore creating a sort of dialogue.

i.e. :
post 1 : "Listen to what Master Pain says, or he'll cut off your big toe" -Town mayor in "Kung-Pow"
post 2 : "Go ahead, make my day." -Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in "Sudden Impact" 1983
post 3 : "Then you shall die" -John Cleese as the Black Knight in "The Quest fo the Holy Grail"

and so on...

Of course, this game is more interesting if you say where the quote is from...
If you get jammed, just start again with a new quotation (tends to happen every once in a while)




So, here's the first one :

"What the fuck is the internet?"

-Jason Mewes as Jay in "Jay and Silent Bob strike back"

 

[rahvin]

from the x-files, 8x17 - empedocles

reyes: "you'd rather blind yourself to the connections, but i can't."

doggett: "you keep talking about these connections. connections to what? to who?"

reyes: "what if this is a thread of evil … connecting through time, through men, through opportunity, connecting back to you. in india, in africa, in iran, in the middle east, in the far east. most of the world, they take it as a given. they see evil in death the way other people see god in a rose."

mulder: "i saw elvis in a potato chip once."

 

[Cuthalion]

so which one of these am i supposed to answer now with another quote, i think that rahvin got a little carried away...

 

[RampageSword]

the last one, always the last one

 

[RampageSword]

mulder: "i saw elvis in a potato chip once."

"That's interesting" - Jonnhy Depp as Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Carribbean"

 

[Magrathean]

Great thread.

"You do know Elvis is dead, right?"
- Ajent J from Men in black

 

[RampageSword]

"Would I lie?" - Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis), in "Spaceballs"

 

[Magrathean]

"Yes, yes, some of the time."
- Fezzik from The princess bride

 

[Steve]

"I think you're wrong" -Terl in Battlefield Earth

 

[Magrathean]

"I don't believe it."
- Luke Skywalker from Starwars - Episode V: The empire strikes back

 

[Blitzkrieg Pajo]

"NO FUCKING SHIT, LADY! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane in Die hard.

 

[RampageSword]

"I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fucking seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!" - Sgt Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

 

[Taliesin]

From Dog Soldiers (awesome movie )

Sergeant Harry Wells: My guts are out Coop!
Cooper: We'll just put 'em back in then!
Sergeant Harry Wells: They're not gonna fucking fit!
Cooper: Of course they'll fit, man!

Wells: What is it now, Witherspoon?
Spoon: Left me watch at the barracks, Sarge.
Wells: Take a breather every once in a while, son, you'll live longer.
Terry: Nice work, Spoon, you tosser.
Joe: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Spoon: And you'll be taking my boot out your mouth in a minute, Joe, you baldy twat.

[to werewolf] Spoon: Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. ( )

and the all-time classic

Sergeant Harry Wells: We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.

 

[RampageSword]

"You no trouble. Me fifth element--supreme being. Me protect you." - Milla Jovovich as Leelo in The Fifth Element

 

[Magrathean]

From "May" (awesome movie):

Polly: Do you feel weird doing this?
May: I am weird.
Polly: I love weird.

 

[RampageSword]

"Shit nigga, that's all you had to say!" - Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield in "Pulp Fiction"

 

[solefald]

"Oh god hes gay!This is it, this is the gay call, Ive been ready for this for years!"Stanley Smith-American Dad

 

[RampageSword]

"No, no, I'm just a transvestite." Jonnhy Depp as Edward D. Wood Jr. in "Ed Wood"

 

[Rincewind]

"Oh,my dear Sam..." Elijah Wood as Frodo in Lord of the Rings:The two towers

 

[RampageSword]

"Well, don't just sit there, looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain. How about a little applause for the Waco Kid." - Bart in "Blazzing Saddles"