The News Thread

[HamburgerBoy]

@EternalMetal @HamburgerBoy remember when the FBI told Obama that the "number of white supremacists in america" was "larger than the number of black people in america"??

No

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HamburgerBoy
it was when Obama was running the first time
they were trying to convince him to drop out so the democratic nominee would be a white person

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

according to tickertape infront of me
disney buying fox made disney loose money

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

disney looses money - Google Search

 

[CiG]

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in prison, report says.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

uuummm
pretty sure this death wasn't suicide

 

[Dak]

Literally no one with two functioning brain cells believes this happened as per the mainstream report.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i know

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The Clinton death list just got a little longer.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Mainstream media one of the sources of misinformation in Canada, reveals major report

 

[CiG]

 

[CiG]

Just some things I saved while lurking social media this morning while eating breakfast:

EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein told guards and inmates that someone tried to KILL HIM weeks before alleged suicide.











> suicide risk
> taken off suicide watch
> staff told to leave for 3 hours for maintenance
> told guards someone tried to kill him
> found dead
> cameras malfunctioned



Edit: malfunctioning camera is a sourceless rumour.

 

[Dak]

So maybe he just got switched out.

 

[CiG]

So maybe he just got switched out.

Spoiler: dead body

 

[HamburgerBoy]

tbh it seems totally reasonable that he would kill himself if given the opportunity. The question is how he was given that opportunity, since I don't think there has been such a high profile arrest and prison suicide since Goering (who was already facing execution in any case). Highest-level mafia defectors don't get a chance to an hero like this.

 

[CiG]

BREAKING NEWS chief suspect in the murder of Jeffrey Epstein:

 

[Bloopy]

Stuff Sport stuffs up - by posting a pre-written article about our sportsing team winning when we actually lost.

 

[CiG]

tbh it seems totally reasonable that he would kill himself if given the opportunity. The question is how he was given that opportunity, since I don't think there has been such a high profile arrest and prison suicide since Goering (who was already facing execution in any case). Highest-level mafia defectors don't get a chance to an hero like this.

Memes aside my thoughts about Epstein mirror your comment here more than anything else. I don't think it was some kinda Hollywood plot where an inmate or guard was paid to kill him and stage the suicide, or let an assassin in - the real conspiracy here to me is why he was taken off suicide watch when they knew he had already attempted suicide once before. Why was he on suicide watch and then randomly taken off?

Also the fact that 3 hours before he killed himself people in the area were told to leave due to some maintenance going on or something. So essentially they took someone on suicide watch and completely isolated them with no protection from themselves and someone up the ladder made it happen simply by taking him off suicide watch. No need for assassins and shit like that.

 

[The Ozzman]

Spoiler: dead body

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I saw pictures of the face of the dead body and it doesn't match pictures of a living Epstein. He is probably in WitPro waiting to testify when the heat dies down. Could be the info he has is that intense that he needs to be protected on orders from Trump. That's tinfoil hat shit but a theory that's been floating around.

BREAKING NEWS chief suspect in the murder of Jeffrey Epstein:

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

 

[CiG]

I saw pictures of the face of the dead body

Link 'em bruh.