The News Thread

[Einherjar86]

John Oliver broke this on Sunday, I think. He also pointed out that forks originated in the Middle East.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Since Tucker Carlson is neither hot nor really smart, can't you guys just deport him?

 

[CiG]

You offering to take him in Pomps?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Spiders and snakes swarm Australian homes as they flee record floods

Matt Lovenfosse has been posting Facebook updates from his family's farm in Kinchela Creek, including the photo above. "All the brown you can see is Spiders trying to beat the flood water," he wrote in the caption.

Holy shit, that is just wrong. And terrifying.

 

[Slammed]

There is a massive mouse plague out west of the flood zone too. Thousands upon thousands of mice ruining huge stacks of hay/cattle feed in hours. Ground swarms of the little fuckers moving in all directions, their collective sounds almost deafening.

 

[Bloopy]

The scale of the photo was better before it was cropped:
https://www.theguardian.com/environ...e-into-homes-and-up-legs-to-escape-nsw-floods

 

[CiG]

There is a massive mouse plague out west of the flood zone too. Thousands upon thousands of mice ruining huge stacks of hay/cattle feed in hours. Ground swarms of the little fuckers moving in all directions, their collective sounds almost deafening.

Damn son!

 

[Slammed]

^ They need the Pied Piper.
It's about the only place where the flood waters are really welcome. There is almost no other way to get rid of all the mice quickly enough to save the crops and the animal feed when the numbers are that high.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Damn son!

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[rms]

Spiders and snakes swarm Australian homes as they flee record floods

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Holy shit, that is just wrong. And terrifying.

man that cricket is big as fuck

 

[Slammed]

That's one of our elusive, rarely seen, but deadly cricket frogs.

 

[Bloopy]

Ship appears to have drawn giant penis in Red Sea hours before blocking Suez Canal

Some have also suggested that the large circular course it charts afterwards could resemble ass cheeks with the penis in the middle.

 

[Einherjar86]

I’m still trying to figure out if this is a joke...

 

[zerostatic]

Goddamn.

 

[CiG]

That's the dumb twat that tanked her race after making racist comments about Chinese immigrants.

 

[Einherjar86]

What the fuck is with the two-period ellipsis? Were they paying by the character and ran out of money? And also, her GPA is on there? This is such a confusing ad.

 

[CiG]

Had a look at her Twitter, seems like she's getting a shitload of racism directed at her for... being a racist. People are calling her a Korean whore and to go back to Korea, and one dipshit told her to go back to China smh.

 

[Einherjar86]

Yeah not surprised. The Twitter hive mind doesn’t know how to deal, so it resorts to the basest invective. This entire situation is insult to injury for Asian Americans who are legit angry/terrified.

 

[CiG]

Democrats have it so easy considering how shit their opposition party is yet they still make optics gaffes like this.

 

[Einherjar86]