The News Thread

[no country for old wainds]

I have set myself on fire outside the Trump Trial.

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[Bloopy]

AI Catholic Priest Demoted After Saying It's OK to Baptize Babies With Gatorade

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i meant
a pregnancy from incest being an abortion to prevent recessive-gene defects

the rape situation i've talked about earlier
what i meant was the situation of when a woman goes into a police station visibly pregnant points to her pregnancy-belly and says "this baby is the product of rape" (which actually happens all the fucking time here in Texas)
this specific situation, an abortion needs to be a pre-requisite for a rape conviction
either the man is a father or the man is a rapist, pick one

this^^
i'm still believing this
abortion as a pre-requisite for a rape conviction

i'm thinking about this as a thing because of the presidential-debate happening last night
i'm remembering this idea that a convicted felon can't run for president, so i'm a little worried about Trump being allowed to get a second-term after 34 felony convictions, Trump getting a second term now that he's been convicted of 34 felonies has the potential to affect who is on the ballot decades from now

 

[CiG]

Nah a convicted felon can run for president. There are no rules blocking candidates with criminal records.

The presidential debate was HILARIOUS. It's insane that the US is the global superpower and those old retards are its leaders.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Nah a convicted felon can run for president. There are no rules blocking candidates with criminal records.

The presidential debate was HILARIOUS. It's insane that the US is the global superpower and those old retards are its leaders.

it's just certain felonies
the ones he's been convicted of are crimes where even the convictions won't prevent him from being president
alot of people are waiting for the moment he gets charged with the specific types of crimes where just the indictments will prevent him from being president

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

The presidential debate was HILARIOUS. It's insane that the US is the global superpower and those old retards are its leaders.

waiting for a young person to become president

 

[CiG]

it's just certain felonies
the ones he's been convicted of are crimes where even the convictions won't prevent him from being president
alot of people are waiting for the moment he gets charged with the specific types of crimes where just the indictments will prevent him from being president

No there are zero limits based on criminal record. Hypothetically a serial child rapist could be president.

 

[CiG]

Holy shit.

 

[Slammed]

Wasn't there a plot of some American TV show or movie where the President or President to be was hit with a non-lethal shot to get more votes?

 

[CiG]

Not sure, but considering an audience member took one to the head and died, and another is in serious condition, they were definitely not non-lethal haha. Definitely like something out of a TV show though.

 

[Slammed]

I haven't heard any news about it since the initial report where no one knew anything, so I just made up the idea that Trump would do something that fucking silly.

 

[Bloopy]

I'm gonna bet the bullets didn't go that close to Trump and his injury was staged or applied to him while he was crouching surrounded by security.

edit: now seen he has the blood on his hand before he crouches down, if you can believe photos in this day and age.

 

[CiG]

Just saw that the shooter's voting registration was confirmed to be Republican. What the fuck?

 

[Vegard Pompey]

It wasn't political, he just wanted to impress Jodie Foster.

 

[Bloopy]

An actual article that was taken offline within 24 hrs...

 

[Cronopio]

That shit can't be real.

 

[CiG]

Op-eds can be pretty wild.

 

[Bloopy]

That shit can't be real.

Archived from the Forbes website here: https://archive.is/Gu5Bo

 

[Cronopio]

How can a person with a f*n Ph. D. be so dense? Or was it just a poor attempt at trolling?

 

[CiG]

This is feeling like an inverse of 2016 when Trump was bulldozing through everybody and Clinton kept making herself look bad.

Trump is self-immolating nonstop for a whole week.