A very rare species, characterized by its fabulous mullet, and random, repeated cries of "hail and kill" at various points throughout the day. The species believes that Metal (capitalized, of course) is a religion, and that all non-metal fans are "False," and therefore unworthy of respect. Anything not metal is viewed as crap, including metal that doesn't fit into the True Metal Fan's personal preferences. They have dedicated their lives to Metal, to the point of forsaking such other aspects of life as employment, personal hygene, and any romantic life whatsoever. Outcasts of society, they roam the countryside in search of rare power Metal compact discs and LPs.
Favorite Bands: Manowar, Hammerfall, Gamma Ray, Manowar, Sacred Steel, Ragnarok, Manowar, Iced Earth, Manowar, Manowar, and Manowar.
Hobbies: Being true, listening to True Metal, battling the armies of the False.
Sightings: Living in their parents' garage.