The Official "I Want To Secede From the Union" Thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

who's with me? we can start our own country, and call it "Durkuh-durkuhstan"

 

[lizard]

I nominate myself to be the first Emperor!

 

[lizard]

no wait, I want to be a Tsar.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No! it will be a fair and democratic government, where all can come and prosper, making their dreams come true!

Not really.

I call head of secret police.

 

[lizard]

cool. I need a ruthless, cold blooded head of State Security. We'll need files on all our citizens!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Actually, such a society already exists. It's called "Will's Left Nut"

 

[Yetti]

cool. I need a ruthless, cold blooded head of State Security. We'll need files on all our citizens!

count me in!

 

[lizard]

excellent. don't forget, we've got air supremacy locked up.

 

[lizard]

and with the M-60, we control the ground.

 

[lizard]

and every good totalitarian govt needs artillery support, so bring up the 105 mm howitzer!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lizard + Steve Austin = the future liberators of America

 

[lizard]

just think of it! sure, kim il jung is a madman, but he's got a world famous library of movies and porn, swigs Dom Perignon, and parties with buxom blond "actresses"!!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

this has turned into the official "Lizard Scares the Shit out of Me" thread hahaha

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i started a petition to secede from the union at my school. So far 18 signatures, including two teachers.

 

[lizard]

this has turned into the official "Lizard Scares the Shit out of Me" thread hahaha

see since I have my own weapons of semi-mass destruction, I get to be emperor/tsar first. then, after I live high on the hog for a few years, one of you has to overthrow me in a bloody coup de tat.

 

[lizard]

also we've got a whole motorpool of humvees and deuce and a halfs here in both forest and desert cammo, but they're behind barbed wire.

 

[Will Bozarth]

can i be Secretary of Mass Destruction?

 

[lizard]

sure! the more grandiose titles we give ourselves, the better. But let's really embellish it and make it Secretary of the Most Exhalted Weapons of Mass Destruction.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Secretary of Grim Weaponry of Exponential Death hmmmmmmm

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Secretary of CHAOTIC Weaponry of "x" raised to the power of "x" MEGAdeath.