Given the surprising amount of n00bs running around peeing on themselves and our forum, I thought it would be wise to once again draw the lines and tell every damn pussy in here that THIS IS A PIRATE FORUM DAMN IT!!!!
so now you have an opportunity to choose a side...
Let me ask you a few questions first...
1. Would you rather have rum or sake wine?
2. Would you rather have a boat or run?
3. Would you rather have to meditate or SWASHBUCKLE?
4. Would you rather cowardly kill from behind or boldly slay as you drink rum and swashbuckle?
5. Would you rather have a little woman scrubbing floors in your dojo OR A WICKED HOT CORSET GIRL?
come on everyone...we all know ninjas wear black and cover their faces because they have really bad acne. And we all know that Ninjas are gay!! They can't even reproduce. Ninjas dont have kids, they steal babies and put them in dojos till they're ninjas. And ninjas dont fly!!! only the super old 1337 ninjas can fly (there are only 3). Ninjas dont even like women. BUT PIRATES HAVE WICKED HOT CORSET GIRLS
im going to say this one more time...
WICKED HOT CORSET GIRLS
The trick to getting one is this: sail the world, find the most beautiful woman and clap a corset on her. She will scream and kick and fight, but she really likes it and it makes her feel good when you tell her she has no choice. She will soon become subdued upon which you take her into the cabin and "celebrate" your union. Every year or so you must abandon her on an island and afterwards rescue her. Its good for the relationship and no matter what she says, she really liked the rescue part.
the only thing ninjas have going for them is their kitana swords, but they stole them from Samurai!! Lame-ass copycats.
Pirates do whatever the hell we want whenever the hell we want and we dont get all bundled up with an honor code. Where is the honor in backstabbing? bitches.
ARGH!!!!! RALLY THE CREW TALIA! WE'RE OUT TO SEA! TIME TO KILL ALL THE PUSSY NINJA BASTARDS IN THIS FORUM!
DIE YOU NINJA HOMOSEXUALS!!!!
so now you have an opportunity to choose a side...
Let me ask you a few questions first...
1. Would you rather have rum or sake wine?
2. Would you rather have a boat or run?
3. Would you rather have to meditate or SWASHBUCKLE?
4. Would you rather cowardly kill from behind or boldly slay as you drink rum and swashbuckle?
5. Would you rather have a little woman scrubbing floors in your dojo OR A WICKED HOT CORSET GIRL?
come on everyone...we all know ninjas wear black and cover their faces because they have really bad acne. And we all know that Ninjas are gay!! They can't even reproduce. Ninjas dont have kids, they steal babies and put them in dojos till they're ninjas. And ninjas dont fly!!! only the super old 1337 ninjas can fly (there are only 3). Ninjas dont even like women. BUT PIRATES HAVE WICKED HOT CORSET GIRLS
im going to say this one more time...
WICKED HOT CORSET GIRLS
The trick to getting one is this: sail the world, find the most beautiful woman and clap a corset on her. She will scream and kick and fight, but she really likes it and it makes her feel good when you tell her she has no choice. She will soon become subdued upon which you take her into the cabin and "celebrate" your union. Every year or so you must abandon her on an island and afterwards rescue her. Its good for the relationship and no matter what she says, she really liked the rescue part.
the only thing ninjas have going for them is their kitana swords, but they stole them from Samurai!! Lame-ass copycats.
Pirates do whatever the hell we want whenever the hell we want and we dont get all bundled up with an honor code. Where is the honor in backstabbing? bitches.
ARGH!!!!! RALLY THE CREW TALIA! WE'RE OUT TO SEA! TIME TO KILL ALL THE PUSSY NINJA BASTARDS IN THIS FORUM!
DIE YOU NINJA HOMOSEXUALS!!!!
