The Official Pirates Vs. Ninjas Thread

[Bastard child]

yarr pirate viking with big axes and ak-47's i will lead you to your moosey fate.

ak-47..haha poor gun. It's better an M4A1

Vikings own pirates and ninja!

 

[Lola]

Hahaha.....take that ninja's and pirates!Bastard child we have to go kick some ass together!!!!I'll take on the ninja's and you take on the pirates and when we are victorious we'll have kegs of beer and if you're a man we'll mate and if you're a woman we'll have some HLA!!!!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

SSSSSCCCCCUUURRRRVVVVYYYYY

 

[Lola]

Aaarrrghhh!!Matey!! *clink* *swish-Chinese star**clank,clank*%^&**^%%&(#(characters represent Ninjas talking)....wooosh...poooof.....bbbasssshhh....crraashhh...............................................................................................................................................Ppppppppffffffff..............*silence*........!!! Vikiings obliviate all!!!

 

[Fenrir13]

you can live on my boat anyday

Helsinki is quite the pirate trip from Austraila but my boat will be waiting

 

[Lola]

Hey Fenrir what's life in Helsinki like...since you were previously an American????

(off this topic I know)

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Pirates suck Troll penis.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Pirates suck Troll penis.

really?

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

I could just picture your ears perk up when you read that

 

[Lola]

yeah they really do!Why do you think pirates have an eyepatch for???

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

I guess the troll need to practice there aim!

 

[Lola]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

really?

Yes and so does Thomas.

 

[Lord Hasselhoff]

Pirates all the way!

Yaaarrrrrr!!!!

 

[Heavenscent]

Vikings are best, but Pirates own ninja's.
Sissy slapping bitches.
OOOOH, i don't have the guts to face my enemy, so I'm gonna sneak up on him and choke him with my nunchackoo's. Pussies.

 

[Turbo]

pirates especially pirate CDs

 

[Lola]

Which pirate CD's? You know there's a pirate band here in Tex-ass called The Jolly Grogers!!Full costume, eyepatches, make up and all!!!They play pirate metal and other stuff on occassion. (IMO they suck....because they're pirates...muahaha: )

 

[Turbo]

bet they have enough whiskey to sterilise a horse tho...

PIRATES ARE COOL

 

[Lola]

So do the Vikings! And they have wenches too!Prrr.........in spanish I would say that pirates are culos!!! (buttholes) J/K

 

[Ocean.Soul]

ninjas and trolls i guess... not to fond of pirates... exception for jack sparrow =P