I always said if I got a billion dollars, i'd go buy the pirate ship from Disneyworld, remodel it so it floats, crew it, run around in a red bandanna and an eyepatch calling myself Tal the Red. The crew would be also pirate like, i'd have Running Wild playing live on the ship all day, and i'd have a parrot and a monkey in a red striped shirt. I'd then buy some islands that we can pillage at will when we feel like it, and aren't drunk off of the massive amounts of rum i'd have stored under the deck.