The Official Pirates Vs. Ninjas Thread

[Lola]

You have a very good point there Matie! Jack Sparrow should have been a Viking though!!!

 

[Turbo]

vikings wasnt an option. its true tho...heavenescent could kick any ninjas-come-pirates ass anyday

 

[Lola]

Yeah but it was just looked over...At least I pretend it was!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

What about the greatest man ever to live better than pirates,ninjas ect..
WILLIAM WALLACE!

FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

 

[Lola]

But we will not loose our freedom....braveheart!!!

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Exactly!

 

[Lola]

I'd shag William! Well Mel Gibson when he played William!

 

[Draznog]

you'd shag anything that speaks with a foreign accent.

 

[Lola]

Hey Draz that's not nice!!!Them are fighting words (in the words of Yosemite Sam)!!! But what can I say I find foreign men attractive (wether they're handsome or not) - there's nothing wrong with that ...now is there? Besides you probably feel the same way about foreign ladies only you don't voice your opinion out loud! See...?Truce???

Back to this topic....If I absolutely had no other choice.....huh...I'd probably have to go with a pirate! :Smug:

 

[Draznog]

im sorry your still me 1st mate yarr.

 

[CadalMord]

Pirates smell.

Ninjas don't.

Point proved.

 

[Draznog]

Helsinki is quite the pirate trip from Austraila but my boat will be waiting

i might see you in a year

 

[-Gavin-]

What about the greatest man ever to live better than pirates,ninjas ect..
WILLIAM WALLACE!

FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Good

Fucking

Man!

 

[Turbo]

cheers that wanker was against us english.

 

[-Gavin-]

cheers that wanker was against us english.

That's cause everyone hates the english...not just us

 

[Fenrir13]

I always said if I got a billion dollars, i'd go buy the pirate ship from Disneyworld, remodel it so it floats, crew it, run around in a red bandanna and an eyepatch calling myself Tal the Red. The crew would be also pirate like, i'd have Running Wild playing live on the ship all day, and i'd have a parrot and a monkey in a red striped shirt. I'd then buy some islands that we can pillage at will when we feel like it, and aren't drunk off of the massive amounts of rum i'd have stored under the deck.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

can i join the crew, captain Red?!?!

 

[Turbo]

That's cause everyone hates the welsh ...not just us

yeh i know.

 

[Ocean.Soul]

I always said if I got a billion dollars, i'd go buy the pirate ship from Disneyworld, remodel it so it floats, crew it, run around in a red bandanna and an eyepatch calling myself Tal the Red. The crew would be also pirate like, i'd have Running Wild playing live on the ship all day, and i'd have a parrot and a monkey in a red striped shirt. I'd then buy some islands that we can pillage at will when we feel like it, and aren't drunk off of the massive amounts of rum i'd have stored under the deck.

*puts hand up humbly* may i go too??

 

[Lola]

Fenrir 13: I want to be part of the crew too as long as my name is Smee and I have get a peck leg!!