The official WRITE A LETTER TO ANY BOARDER thread

[Lunar Still]

Dear Derick,

I've got my spine, I've got my

-Orange Crush

This guy is fucking fag

 

[Liverslapper]

Dear Russell,


your cell phone has crabs,



love,
steve

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Dear Diary,

Mood: apathetic.

 

[Lord Foul]

Dear forum,

The threads in the past week have been sub-par. Kindly stop sucking so much cock and get back on track.

- some asshole

P.S. By "back on track" I mean "more tits plz"
P.P.S. What can I say, I'm a simple man.

 

[lad]

Dear Danny Glover,

Be Kind Rewind was okay but not worth the admission fee; it needed more "you", probably.

Apologetically not yours,
some nobody laddie

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear det som,

do you ever go to school?

best wishes, rawra

ps - Dear John
–noun Informal.
1. a letter from a woman informing her boyfriend or fiancé that she is ending their relationship or informing her husband that she wants a divorce: Nothing is worse for a soldier's morale than getting a Dear John.
2. any letter terminating a relationship.
Also called Dear John letter.

[Origin: 1940–45]

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear Det Som,

Just be proud of the name you have. At least you're not descended from Thomas Crapper. Think about it...John Crapper? That'd be ten times as worse for you/funny for everyone else.

Onomastically yours,
Russell

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear russell,

thanks to you, i learned a new word.

om nom nom,
laura

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Did you do that too? When I see a new word I say it and look it up! ^5

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear det sommy,

yeah, my dad's name is awesome because it's just 2 first names. but your name is awesome because it makes me think of a cult leader!

love,
rawra germs

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Did you do that too? When I see a new word I say it and look it up! ^5

dear you,

yes.

love, me.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Yes John be proud of your last name, and entire name. John Jones? That is pretty excellent.

My name is legally hyphenated. So it's long. Though I only use my dad's last name. I don't know why because my mom's is Morrison, which is pretty hard not to spell correctly or pronounce properly. My dad's is Baltusis, it's Lithuanian but... everyone pronounces it wrong, and... once in 4th grade a substitute teacher was calling attendance and said "Jennifer Baltutu? Baltaco?" WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?!?! BALTACO!?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahahahah nice

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

This thread was made by

Bill Wozarth-Lord Foul I think?
Will Boxarth-Laura
Will Boxart-Me
Bill Zobarth-Me
Ill Boxart-Me
Robozarth 3000-Me
The Bozzerator-Me
Bozzy-I Don't know?
Almighty Bozarth-Me as a parody of his song "Almighty Father"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm will BOXart... EXCUSE ME?!?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

No I'm going by who made what name

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

oh wow awesome

i think it was Boxarth.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Edited for accuracy.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear john,

very good.

rawra boxarth

 

[Captain Beard]

Dear Laura,

I cannot breathe through my nose, and my head hurts like hell. Stop giving me AIDS!

Cordially, C.R. Beard.