The old Metallica is back?

[Andy Sneap]

Dan, we are dying here, love the fact Kirk is no different besides the dot on his head.

 

[dan weapon]

You'll like this one too then Andy!

 

[Andy Sneap]

we need Matt to start recording these versions

 

[dan weapon]

we need Matt to start recording these versions

Haha, definitely! I’d love someone to have a go…

Just before my myspace page got taken down, I was going to do ‘Enter Sanjeef’, (a tale of a suicide bomber)
Needs a sitar playing the clean sections and a middle eastern voice singing the following...


Say your prayers little one,
Don't forget my Son,
To include every bomb.
I tuck you in, wires within,
Suicide isn’t sin,
When the infidels come.

Creep with one eye open,
Gripping your semtex tight.

Exit life,
Enter flight,
Take my Qur'an,
We're off to Afghanistan

Something's wrong, flashing light,
Are my wires on sight?
Think I’m on the wrong flight.
Dreams of war, dreams of fire,
Taliban's Empire,
Hope I blow up tonight.

Creep with one eye open,
Gripping your semtex tight.

Exit life,
Enter flight,
Take my Qur'an,
We're off to Afghanistan

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Pray Allah my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake,
I’ve done my job, for Islam’s sake

Hush little Sanjeef don’t say a word,
And never mind that noise you heard,
It’s just the turban on your head,
Ticking faster… BOOM! Your dead.

Exit life,
Enter flight,
Brains on sand,

Exit life,
Enter flight,
Take my Qur'an,
We're off to join Metalliban


(it could be improved here or there but it's a good start)

 

[Machinated]

Hahaha thats gold!

 

[dan weapon]

I quite like this one....

 

[ronnan]

That shit is fookin hilarious..hahaha

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

omg i'm LOL uncontrollably at work

 

[dan weapon]

Just made another one.....

 

[Machinated]

Just made another one.....

Bah - too many strings!

 

[cobhc]

Bah - too many strings!

Yeah, should be 3 string like Kirk's additions to St. Anger.

 

[Machinated]

yeah, on that note there is also too many pickups hahaha

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

FWIW, I'm stealing this new Metallica record electronically. On purpose, just because of the napster bullshit these guys started. I been real good (or is it dumb?) about paying for music the past few years and if it was any other band I'd buy it. But I'm going out of my way to steal it. And I don't mean burn it off a friend. I mean steal it off the internet then burn it for my friends and force it upon them just so they never buy it.

 

[LSD-Studio]

dan you're a genius!!!

If you ever wanna have that shit produced, I'm your man, free production for above mentioned "enter whatever"!

 

[Andy Sneap]

Im almost tempted to say why dont we all contribute and make an album.....

 

[cobhc]

If you'd mix it Andy, then I'm sure we'd all want to chip in!

 

[garry666]

Im almost tempted to say why dont we all contribute and make an album.....

hahaha that would be great id put money down on that itd sound way better than the new metallica.

 

[LSD-Studio]

Im almost tempted to say why dont we all contribute and make an album.....

great idea!

If you'd mix it Andy, then I'm sure we'd all want to chip in!

no, that would sound too good!
Andy sould play some thrashy guitar!

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

I absolutely can't stop laughing at this:

Something's wrong, flashing light,
Are my wires on sight?
Think I’m on the wrong flight.
Dreams of war, dreams of fire,
Taliban's Empire,
Hope I blow up tonight.

 

[F.E.T]

This shit saved my day!