kev
Im guybrush threepwood
To much muslim, too little terrorism (if you know what I mean) ...
Really? I thought they came hand in hand Smy
(just kidding muslim mixers out there, i know you know where I live lol) 
The old Metallica is back?
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Really? I thought they came hand in hand Smy
(just kidding muslim mixers out there, i know you know where I live lol) 
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dan weapon
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I actually had 'Disposable Hindus'... forgot about that one.
On a curry related note:
Bhunabreath
Breadnaan
The Korma Saucemen
Madraster Of Puppets
On a curry related note:
Bhunabreath
Breadnaan
The Korma Saucemen
Madraster Of Puppets
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"Khyber Lightning"
(bollocks - I spelt 'Khyber' wrongly on the image. Incase anyone was wondering the 'khyber pass' stretches between pakistan and afghanistan)
(bollocks - I spelt 'Khyber' wrongly on the image. Incase anyone was wondering the 'khyber pass' stretches between pakistan and afghanistan)
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kev
Im guybrush threepwood
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That's what I heard. I've actually always been frustarated by Lars' "Counter-grooves" when he throws them in there. Lars is just a trouble maker.
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How about these lyrics...:
INVADE IRAQ
Muslims seem to fade away
Detonating every day
Been brainwashed to kill myself
Allah matters, no one else
I have lost the will to live
Afterlife has more to give
There are virgins all for me
Need a bomb to set me free
Things not what they used to be
Sold or shot my family
Theft has cost my chance to feel
Got no hands because I steal
Dynamite is filling me
Burqa lined with TNT
Glowing jacket make me warm
I was me, but now hes a bomb
No one but me can save this plane, but its too late
Now I just think, think of my seventeen wives
Afghanistan seems as though it never existed
Death greets you all, infidels just say good-bye!
INVADE IRAQ
Muslims seem to fade away
Detonating every day
Been brainwashed to kill myself
Allah matters, no one else
I have lost the will to live
Afterlife has more to give
There are virgins all for me
Need a bomb to set me free
Things not what they used to be
Sold or shot my family
Theft has cost my chance to feel
Got no hands because I steal
Dynamite is filling me
Burqa lined with TNT
Glowing jacket make me warm
I was me, but now hes a bomb
No one but me can save this plane, but its too late
Now I just think, think of my seventeen wives
Afghanistan seems as though it never existed
Death greets you all, infidels just say good-bye!
dan weapon
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Genius Gone Insane
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My lifestyle...
Determines my death-style...
OK gang, I have to tell you I've had this lyric stuck in my head for the past week due to this thread and the bad memories being conjured up from St. Anger.
Everytime I hear this I can't stop but laugh and think of Lars' response to James reading this lyric as "that's awesome man!!"
At one point, the band members feel like they've clicked when someone comes up a lyric like "my lifestyle determines my death style".
Determines my death-style...
OK gang, I have to tell you I've had this lyric stuck in my head for the past week due to this thread and the bad memories being conjured up from St. Anger.
Everytime I hear this I can't stop but laugh and think of Lars' response to James reading this lyric as "that's awesome man!!"
At one point, the band members feel like they've clicked when someone comes up a lyric like "my lifestyle determines my death style".
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My lifestyle...
Determines my death-style...
OK gang, I have to tell you I've had this lyric stuck in my head for the past week due to this thread and the bad memories being conjured up from St. Anger.
Everytime I hear this I can't stop but laugh and think of Lars' response to James reading this lyric as "that's awesome man!!"
At one point, the band members feel like they've clicked when someone comes up a lyric like "my lifestyle determines my death style".
I actually like that line a lot ...
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I actually like that line a lot ...
I thought it was moderately clever myself. I also think Frantic is a decent song, the best track on the album... and the only one that sounds like it's really "finished", even if they did forget the solo.
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@ dan weapon:
Dude your stuff is hilarious! Although it seems you´ve got a smidge too much free time.. 
Dude your stuff is hilarious! Although it seems you´ve got a smidge too much free time..
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Cheers dude! Glad you like it. Put the two 'khyber lightning' images along with the following lyrics and you get a nice story...
KHYBER LIGHTNING
Guilty as charged
Saddam, it ain't right
The Taliban's controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the pilot's chair
This aircraft's filled with TNT
Who's made of bombs today?
I'll take your lives from you
Stash C4 inside
Don't know how to fly
Learning in my plane
Wish I'd caught the train
Wait for Hassan
To flick the switch of death
The plane's beginning to descend
Nerves, taking hold
My bowels just lost control
I need a dump, my muslim friend
My fingers grip my rear
What time for diarrhoea
Flush before I fly
Turds fall out the sky
Burning anus pain
Fart feels like a flame
Someone help me
Oh please, Allah help me
They're trying to take my bombs away
I just want to die
Time-bomb ticking slow
The minutes seem like hours
Not far ‘til US Embassy
How true is this?
My pants are filled with piss
I wish I still worked for BT
American air-hostess scream
This is the muslim dream
Ash pours out the sky
Now it's time to die
Burning in my plane
Hail Saddam Hussein
(p.s. trust me, I don't have anywhere enough free time! I'm just efficient on my lunch break...)
KHYBER LIGHTNING
Guilty as charged
Saddam, it ain't right
The Taliban's controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the pilot's chair
This aircraft's filled with TNT
Who's made of bombs today?
I'll take your lives from you
Stash C4 inside
Don't know how to fly
Learning in my plane
Wish I'd caught the train
Wait for Hassan
To flick the switch of death
The plane's beginning to descend
Nerves, taking hold
My bowels just lost control
I need a dump, my muslim friend
My fingers grip my rear
What time for diarrhoea
Flush before I fly
Turds fall out the sky
Burning anus pain
Fart feels like a flame
Someone help me
Oh please, Allah help me
They're trying to take my bombs away
I just want to die
Time-bomb ticking slow
The minutes seem like hours
Not far ‘til US Embassy
How true is this?
My pants are filled with piss
I wish I still worked for BT
American air-hostess scream
This is the muslim dream
Ash pours out the sky
Now it's time to die
Burning in my plane
Hail Saddam Hussein
(p.s. trust me, I don't have anywhere enough free time! I'm just efficient on my lunch break...)
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