The old Metallica is back?

Im almost tempted to say why dont we all contribute and make an album.....

That would probably be the best thing ever!:D



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Funny stuff, but since when are there Hindi suicide bombers? Keeping it on target to Islamic extremists will make it funnier. Throwing any religion from another country into the mix just makes it look like ignorant redneck rants.

I'm all for a the group recording!
 
Funny stuff, but since when are there Hindi suicide bombers? Keeping it on target to Islamic extremists will make it funnier. Throwing any religion from another country into the mix just makes it look like ignorant redneck rants.

I'm all for a the group recording!

Assanation of indian prime minster Rajiv gandhi in 1991. from wikipedia.

At 10:10 p.m., the assassin Dhanu approached him in a public meeting and greeted the former Prime Minister. She then bent down to touch his feet (an expression of respect among Hindus) and detonated a belt laden with 700 grams of RDX explosive tucked below her dress.[10] The former Prime Minister along with many others were killed in the explosion that followed. The assassination was caught on film through the lens of a local photographer, whose camera and film were found at the site. The cameraman himself also died in the blast but the camera remained intact.
 
That just shot down of any hope in MY mind that it will be an album worth listening to.


Oh well no loss for them, Metallica always wrote long songs back in the day, so nothing new here just more return to form stuff. They have been hard at work constructing this bad ass motherfucker with the time they spent on it, it should be decent...to a Metallica fan that is...shit they might even suprise us and do a lot of middle eastern harmonies on the album.
 
Nice one, but one incident doesn't constitute a movement or idealogy.
You know exactly what the meat of my post was about. We're making jokes about a certain ideology and a specific group. If not, then why not also throw in jokes that would make no sense in the context, like christian abortion bombings or Tim McVey?

The project is metalliban, not metalli any place with a religion, philosophy, culture or race that i'm fundamentaly ignorant of.

Good satire is only achievable when you know what the hell your talking about and making fun of.

This is gonna go way off topic anyway.


Assanation of indian prime minster Rajiv gandhi in 1991. from wikipedia.

At 10:10 p.m., the assassin Dhanu approached him in a public meeting and greeted the former Prime Minister. She then bent down to touch his feet (an expression of respect among Hindus) and detonated a belt laden with 700 grams of RDX explosive tucked below her dress.[10] The former Prime Minister along with many others were killed in the explosion that followed. The assassination was caught on film through the lens of a local photographer, whose camera and film were found at the site. The cameraman himself also died in the blast but the camera remained intact.
 
Nice one, but one incident doesn't constitute a movement or idealogy.
You know exactly what the meat of my post was about. We're making jokes about a certain ideology and a specific group. If not, then why not also throw in jokes that would make no sense in the context, like christian abortion bombings or Tim McVey?

The project is metalliban, not metalli any place with a religion, philosophy, culture or race that i'm fundamentaly ignorant of.

Good satire is only achievable when you know what the hell your talking about and making fun of.

This is gonna go way off topic anyway.

you didnt say anything about a movement or ideology (while this incident did have something to do with the situation in sri lanka and the tamil tigers) you said since when are the hindu suicide bombers an i think thats a perfect example of a time when one of them was so i win :heh: .
 
Oh well no loss for them, Metallica always wrote long songs back in the day, so nothing new here just more return to form stuff. They have been hard at work constructing this bad ass motherfucker with the time they spent on it, it should be decent...to a Metallica fan that is...shit they might even suprise us and do a lot of middle eastern harmonies on the album.

I understand that they did long songs back in the day. To this day I put down the band and their early work as THE reason I still play guitar and love metal. WHat I'm saying is with the "riffs/ snippets" that we got to hear, it doesn't sound like something I'd like to hear for 4 minutes, let alone 8.
They hyped up St Anger in a very similar way that they are this one, so forgive me if I'm not excited about it just yet.
 
you didnt say anything about a movement or ideology (while this incident did have something to do with the situation in sri lanka and the tamil tigers) you said since when are the hindu suicide bombers an i think thats a perfect example of a time when one of them was so i win :heh: .

Yes, you win at not directly adressing the real subject being discussed. Again. Metalliban. If taking something out of conext to claim a "win" on a internet forum is what drives your psyche, enjoy.:rolleyes:

Now, back to the humor at hand!
 
Actually the suicide bomber thing is pretty funny in another way. Even when thier music started to suck, most gave them a free pass. Then they went after the fans and the whole napster fiasco. to take a out a few people they said were killing thier career, they killed thier own career.
 
James blewout his vocal chords on the black tour,thats why his voice sucks.After that he went to rehab and quit drinking thats why the music sucks. Get wasted james and write some good shit
 
Is it just me or is Lars just hitting the kick totally at random?

It seems like he only actually played double bass after the solo.
 
This is awesome hahaha! I havent laughed so hard for a while...

heres my little contribution

The Muslim that should not be
Battery (for my rucksack)
Harvester of Americans
The ecstasy of funding
C4 in the jar
Crash course in cessna surgery
curryfan
Hit the muslim
Aint my muslim
disposable muslims
Some kind of muslim
Dirty muslim
invisible muslim (uh oh)
 
This is awesome hahaha! I havent laughed so hard for a while...

heres my little contribution

The Muslim that should not be
Battery (for my rucksack)
Harvester of Americans
The ecstasy of funding
C4 in the jar
Crash course in cessna surgery
curryfan
Hit the muslim
Aint my muslim
disposable muslims
Some kind of muslim
Dirty muslim
invisible muslim (uh oh)

Those are no good, sorry. To much muslim, too little terrorism (if you know what I mean) ... :)

I do like C4 in a jar and crash course in cessna surgery, though :D